External Link/Members OnlyI had the raging horn and was unable to see Cici in Egham or my plan B so despite everything telling me no I text Anastasia. She finally responded after 2 hours saying she was free so stupidly I agreed. This was a week ago but it’s taken me a week to get over the experience and relive one of the worst punts of my life.
I arrived at Cobham M25 services (a new location for me). Easy enough, plenty of parking for 3 hours but very very busy. I called and was told to wait 10 mins. 15 later I was through the door of the hotel on site. Not discrete and receptionist looked me up and down. I made my way to the room only to find out she’d given me the wrong room number, much to the cleaner’s amusement. Back on the phone and I was let in the right room 20 mins after the agreed time. The hotel is fine and fit for purpose.
Once through the door I got a peck on the cheek before she dived in the bathroom to “brush her teeth and put her wig on”. There was a strange smell in the room like she had been smoking something, very unfamiliar to me. Another 10 mins wasted. Finally she greeted me properly. Now, first things first, she is 100% woman. Not the prettiest and extremely slim. Not painfully thin, just slim. By the way she looked and talked and the smell I’m guessing she’s a crack or meth head. She was dressed in a red crotchless fishnet body suit, blond wig, massive nipple rings and makeup like a pantomime dame. I guess she’s late 30s.
I’d made it this far and had massive blue balls so when she finally asked how long I said 15 mins @£60. We started with some very competent OWO. From a health perspective I probably should have opted for OW but I generally don’t like it. I was getting into it and managed to finger her fleshy gash. I generally love big labia and went for a closer inspection only to be told RO was extra. Fuck that then. She does have a half decent arse and decided to bag up and fuck her doggy. She was actually a tight ride, not particularly wet but not the worst fuck ever. After a few mins I was ready and went back for a CIM 10 day load finish. Not particularly appreciated by her and I tend to surprise SPs with the volume I still can produce even in my 50s. A quick wipe down and out of the door.
Now you may be thinking why was that the worst ever? Well apart from the poor comms, poor timekeeping, poor appearance, possible drug habit, outrageous pricing and general hygiene it was probably the paranoia regarding STDs and having to visit the GUM clinic. Fortunately I got the all clear but I felt infected by the whole experience. If she was a street walker and that is your thing she would tick many boxes, a bit like High Class Katie of Byfleet, but not for me. I would not return.