External Link/Members OnlyThis is the first of three reviews about the Chinese Massage shop in Morriston. As reviews should be about specific providers I have written about each of the three providers individually which will give a good overall impression of the setup.
This massage took place about three months ago.
With short notice I found myself with an afternoon free and fancied a massage. I tried another place for an immediate appointment without luck and then thought of the shop in Woodfield Street. I phoned and got an hour booking straightaway.
The shop is on a busy high street but there is plenty of parking in adjoining streets about 5 minutes walk.
It was a hot weekday afternoon and the street was very busy. There were people sitting at cafe tables on the street from the next door shop, but no one took any notice as I walked in. I was met by Ann, a woman in her 40's. She was not the usual petite frame, though short, she was quite rounded with much larger breasts than the usual Chinese lady. Her English was excellent.
She showed me into a small cubicle like room, a few feet inside the shop. I immediately noticed an A4 hand written sign saying 'No sexual services' or something like that. This put me off, so I decided not to ask for anything and see how it went. However it did not put me off stripping naked and laying on the massage table uncovered when she left the room to let me get ready.
She came back in and asked what pressure I wanted and started the massage. It was not the best massage for me. She seemed to flit about up and down my back, not working methodically. It was pleasant and good at points but never worked a spot long enough to be therapeutic.
She spent a good portion of the time standing at my head and stretching down over me to work my back. This meant her tummy pushing into my head which was quite pleasant. I kept thinking how much better it would be if she as naked. There were no credit card swipes or brushes of the old man and though she worked very close to my bits there was no real indication of anything more.
After about 35 mins she asked me to turn over and then said did I want any extras? After what had gone on earlier this surprised me a little. At this point I wished I had asked earlier, as I would love to have played with her breasts and felt her naked pressing into me, but as we were over half way through, I said just a hand job, she checked that was all I wanted, and said £20.
She gave me a lovely happy ending very enjoyable and then cleaned me up and finished the hour working on my legs (again just OK).
So; one hour massage £40 (paid at the start), HE £20 (paid at the end), £60 in total. A positive certainly but not outstanding.
