External Link/Members OnlyApologies for the delay in reporting - this one happened a fair few weeks ago and not been on here much recently to have time to write a review as life has been busy. Odd one this and now i think back, still a bit unsure why I ended up booking this SP. As a rule, and I by no means have a perfect hit rate with positives, I usually only see girls with lots of positives on here, or at least a bit of intel. Nothing on here, as far as I can see, for Nancy. I recall I was bored shitless, had had the horn for a fair old while and couldn't find anyone to book. Saw this profile and was very much struck from the pictures. Fired off an email and I do know what sealed the deal was when we swapped to Whats app. She had a clear face pic on there and in it she was at the gym and looked stunning. The body looked even better than it does on the profile. Arranged a booking for the next day. Comms were excellent too, very friendly.
I almost didn't review as now I think back, I can't 100% remember whether it was Kidderminster and didn't want any criticism for my poor memory - although I'm 99% sure it was. It certainly wasn't Worcester, which would have been closer to me. Either way, she was working out of her own home and if you book her, I would assume it would be the same place. Easy parking over the road, next to a park. Free parking. Next to very busy main road - pub close by - not very quiet at all for those of a nervous disposition.
When I set eyes on here, she wasn't quite as hot in the flesh but still very beautiful. Quirky blonde hair, lovely face. I think the slight twinge of disappointment was that she wasn't dressed at all sexily. It was all very 'housewife'. She was just in a summer dress and slippers. But still, happy enough and body looked very tight beneath it. Had agreed £150 for the hour, which these days for an English SP I thought was good value. House was quite messy and well lived in (sign of the family everywhere). Slightly odd aroma in there but nothing to put you off (more an aroma of pets). Was a bit surprised as she was very chatty and offered me a drink but then persisted to boil the kettle for herself to make a cuppa for herself. Did stand there waiting for the kettle to boil thinking, do I really want to pay to wait for water to boil for a cuppa? She was not in any rush to get things started and that notion extended once we went upstairs.
To the action. Was just all a bit meh. Started with DFK stood up - and ran my hands behind her and up her dress to her ass. Her body was very, very tight and she clearly works out. Wonderful ass. Kissing was ok, lots of tongue - initially. Ended up on the bed - dress came up and off and almost instantly, so did the underwear (which was more day to day underwear, than sexy). I thought she seemed a bit tentative, maybe inexperienced (not with sex, more with escorting). The kissing had started off DFK but seemed to quickly revert to something far lighter. Her body language also hinted at not really wanting to kiss. But if you went in for one, she did oblige. Onto oral without - it was ok - but very middle of the road - a bit meh. Not very deep, all very one note, to the extent that I wasn't rock hard and it wasn't doing masses for me. I went down on her, enjoyed this more, nice and fresh, but I am under no illusions that it didn't do all that much for her but i certainly enjoyed licking her pussy. Moved onto sex, rubbered up, and started with her on top. Weirdly, and I suspect it was the condoms, could barely feel a thing and this was like instantly. She had her eyes closed throughout, and it wasn't doing much for me at all. Switched to missionary so I could control things and this was much better. But still wasn't the most fun I've had but could certainly feel a lot more and did enjoy watching my cock slide in and out of her pussy. Did go in for some kisses, she did oblige but still not GFE. At one point I did ask her to use her tongue more and she did oblige, which I did appreciate. Took her doggy and then pro-bone - the latter being my fave as she did have a great body and ass and the view was very good with her ass cheeks parted. Ended with more oral without, wanking myself off a bit as we did, and then came in her mouth. For some reason, I cannot remember whether she spat it out or not but again, fairly certain she swallowed it all. I def left a bit early, 45/50 minutes - but that was my choice. Just wanted to get on the motorway and home.
Firm neutral from me and if i'm honest, closer to negative to positive but that said neutral feels right. Pros, a hot girl with a hot body, English, decent rate these days. Cons, just a very meh service. Did everything on her likes to be fair but it was the lack of passion that stood out. The whole thing reminded me a lot of Littlemissmorish, who i've reviewed previously. Just meh. For clarity, it wasn't like a Rom service. But I did come away and feel like she was very much not into having sex with a man of my age, looks and shape and struggled to hide that fact. It wasn't utter disdain but she def wasn't into it in any way. Maybe escorting isn't for her, as i've certainly had other SP bookings where they are far out of my league and they've done a great job of fucking my brains out and pretending like they're really into it. Hope the review is useful.
