Virgin reviewer here. I m not really a FS man, so I normally favour the chinese massage places with either a HE or BJ. I m a British Born chinese bloke, so could get away with being the owner of the shop

Anyway, here goes for review number 1 of my UKpunting career
Place:Wellspring Chinese Massage on the high street with one hour parking outside. Opposite a cafe, which had seating outside with a couple of oldies watching me enter and leave. The place itself is new, and the rooms were tasteful with showers in each room (i assume, as mine had one)
The Lady Even I struggle, but would guess mid 40's, pretty with a a head mistress look. Red lip stick and glasses, with short bobbed hair. Good english, said she was managing it for her sister. Said, ladies came and went on a weekly basis, so assume she is permanent. Just ask for the owner, and I assume she will do the massage.
The DeedNot bad massage with use of elbow etc, and plenty of under swipes. Turned over, offered HE and i thought she said BJ only with an hour appointment. So had HE, with quick snog, and finger in her knickers. Pretty good and came after 10 minutes, of her trying her hardest. Seventy notes for 30 minutes and extras.
For me pretty good, compared to the other 20 or so, i ve had in my lifetime. Off to find my next
Said something about getting a regulars discount, but so many shops to visit.
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