GirlExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice£1000 for 1 hour
ServicesPositiveGood body of a 20 something but face looked a lot older and weathered - early/mid 30s
Slender. Tits minimal if you're after a handful. Seen blokes with bigger ones in Hyde Park and outside pubs this summer
No smells during RO (see below). Made noises but she didn't cum and don't think even got close
All positions done without complaint (cowgirl, missionary, doggie) but mechanical
NeutralOWO OK but not something I would miss
NegativeA lot of white liquid poured out of her pussy once I came and pulled out. Made the contents of my condom look pretty pathetic. Didn't taste anything when went down on her. Didn't look like cum. Could have been some sort of lotion? Looked a bit like Tippex in colour and consistency, if you're old enough to remember. Asked what it was but she mumbled and disappeared to the bathroom. She ignored the question and shrugged when asked her again when she came back
Messy room - clothes all over the place and on the floor
Bathroom grotty and used wipes/tissues next to the sink. Not sure if from make up routine or wrapped up condoms of previous guys
No shower gel or soap. Ended up using shampoo
Bed covered with food crumbs or dirt. Distracting having to keep brushing the crumbs off the bed during sex and wondering what your knee, elbow, hand or back might have landed on
Strange kissing technique. Bit like a six year old kissing with lips pressed together but with more pressure. No tongues
Ended up feeling a bit like a pricey pump and dump. Body right up my alley (bigger tits/decent handful would have made it perfect) but going through the motions, average OWO, grotty flat and weird white liquid. Another one where a pint and a packet of salt and vinegar would have been better
