External Link/Members OnlyThis was a last minute punt. Woke up with the horn & couldn’t shake it off, so thought I would try out this newish place.
NATIONALITY: Chinese
AGE: Mid 40s
COST: £85 for 1 hour (£45 massage, £40 B2B)
SERVICES: Massage, B2B, tit wank, fingering & HJ
SERVICES REFUSED: None
COMMS: All done by text 30 minutes before appointment. Swift replies & full address.
LOCATION/VENUE: Massage parlour in Caversham. Opposite Waitrose & next to a bar/restaurant. The bar has outside seating so not for the faint hearted if you are nervous of being seen.The venue is on the 1st floor above a shop. The room is spacious with a shower & hooks to hang your clothing on.
THE GIRL: Although she told me her name I couldn’t understand due to her limited English & strong accent. Short tubby woman, probably size 14 with shoulder length black hair. Small tits, trimmed bush. Heavy make up & bright red lipstick. Wearing a very short dress.
THE FUN BIT: I was slightly disappointed with how she looked when she opened the door, but I was horny so carried on. Welcomed in with a big smile & a hug. Into the room I paid the £45 & stripped off. Requested a soft sensual massage which she completely ignored & proceeded with a medium pressure massage with lots of oil. She seems to have a routine because despite me asking for softer strokes she carried on as before. No CC swipes, no accidental touches & no reach unders. When she came to the top of the table I craftily slid my hands up her thighs & stroked her bottom through her panties. She didn’t object, but just giggled. Finally the soft teasing strokes started when she asked if I wanted B2B. Of course I did & offered £40 which she accepted, but wanted paying now. By now I only had a semi hard on, but by the time I paid her & she faffed around removing her clothes & oiling her tits I’d lost it.
Things picked up a bit here. This was a proper body to body session with lots of sliding. I had full access to her tits & squeezed & caressed them & sucked her by now erect nipples. As she slid back down she put my now hard cock between them for a lovely tit wank. After that she span around to the 69 position, but too far from my face to lick, so I started fingering her, but she stopped me & got off the table to lube her pussy then back on so I could give her a good fingering which for me was the highlight of the punt. I did try to slip 2 fingers in, but she wasn’t having that so carried on with just 1.
Now for the not so happy ending. This woman has zero cock handling skills. She kept stopping & starting, but not in a good way, this was not edging. By now I was losing my hard on, so closed my eyes & remembered my last punt to get me over the line to a totally underwhelming conclusion.
She cleaned me up but didn’t offer me a shower. There was still 10 minutes left so she gave me relaxing head massage which was actually very good.
This review is a barely neutral. If she hadn’t let me finger her & play with her tits it would have been a negative. She doesn’t listen to instructions, but just does her own thing. In the past I’ve had some fun times with Chinese milfs, but this one just didn’t do it for me.
