Yes, Yes before I start I read all the reviews - good and bad.
But Cambridge is a punting desert - especially when it comes to British SP's and all I wanted and needed was a pump and dump with no expectations.
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External Link/Members OnlySo I booked Lauren and comms were easy enough I just texted her and she provided the post code. Her location is near the Leisure Centre which is easy enough to get to and I only need to wait 2 mins when there to get the number for the apartment.
The punt started off well. I booked for 30mins and exchanged the paper work and as in previous reviews she gave me a baby wipe to clean myself before starting. No issue for me that in itself.
She then gave me a run down of services provided and asked if I wanted to start with a BJ or sex and I said a BJ.
That's where anything remotely positive ended. She got naked and to be fair to her she does have a decent body and not that much flab but certainly her pics on AW are out of date. But a decent enough body, that had she been enthusiastic I'd have been really pleased with.
She put a condom on and as like in other reviews only really sucked the tip. Not a proper BJ at all and she did not look at me at all through this time. She said she was hot and then excused herself came back in the room a minute later, rubbed herself clean and she decided to ride me. Through this whole time she was looking down and holding my dick and hardly riding me at all. Minimal movement and extremely, extremely, mechanical. No smile, no enthusiasm and after a while she said she was too hot again and removed herself.
As in another review she said to me that sex was difficult and could she finish me off my hand. I thought to myself no you stupid idiot I paid for a proper service. But at that point I just wanted to leave asap. So she finished me off by hand and I left.
She definitely hates what she is doing and it is a chore for her. Unenthusiastic, most mechanical SP I've ever experienced - yes even worse than 'Gemma' that skank from Norwich who I forgot what she calls herself now. She doesn't make the punter at ease and it was just a horrid experience.
You live and learn and I went in there fully realising I would probably be flushing 80 quid down the toilet but as I said British SP's in Cambridge is like a rarity, so needing only a pump and dump and not even a GFE I had low expectations and even those weren't met.
As for the GFE LOL don't make me laugh. I'd rather have a wank than see her again.
Topic: British-Lauren - Cambridge - Worst punt of my life! (Read 8352 times)