Rating note:
Couldn't decide between Neutral or Negative. Then later that day I thought to myself, I didn't feel satisfied and it was a waste of money. A Neutral should mean you may leave unsatisfied, but not robbed. So that's why I give this one a negative.Link:
External Link/Members OnlyCost: £160 / 1 hr
When: August 2023
Comms: This was a Plan B because Plan A was being characteristically unresponsive. Laura did respond quite promptly. No complaints here.
Location: A flat on a side road off the main road, maybe 3-4 mins walk from the station. The road in question isn't filled with pedestrians, but 1-2 do pass by every few mins. There are several CCTV cameras around, because one side of the road is where the back-end of several shops are.
When I got to the entrance, I messaged the SP and she responded by asking me to ring the main bell (but not ring her flat). Maybe her buzzer wasn't working?
Flat itself is a bit spacious with several rooms. I think she works there by herself. The punt occurred in the living room where a queen-sized bed resides.
Girl: I went in near-certain that the photos were a B&S. I can report that she is indeed the girl in the photos on her AW profile. I'd put her between early-to-mid 20s and probably 5'1, she's quite short.
Stunning beauty. Slim waist and peachy arse. Face was seriously pleasing to the eye. Two differences (1 good / 1 bad) between her in the photos and in real life.
1- Likely using lip filler, but well done. Not too large, looks real and compliments her beautiful face. Her face in the photos were already a 9 or 10, but the lips add an extra point.
2- The breasts on the other hand... Her profile states they are natural C. Maybe that's what she used to have, and it shows in some of her photos. But those photos have to be outdated. She now features bolt-ons and they're probably closer to D. The fake tits were very hard with vertical scarring from the nipple down. A poor job.
Services: Her profile states she provides practically every service you can think of. In truth, this is mostly false advertisement. She was very restrictive, with a vibe that she just wants you to finish and move on. I'll go into more detail.
Introduction- After being buzzed in through the main entrance, I walked up a floor.
- Wearing black sexy lingerie, she opened the door without hiding behind it, a first for me. Problematic, as I heard some people come in the main entrance right after me, so hurried myself in before anyone could see.
- There was something off about her. From the moment she opened the door in the nude without being careful, she was acting very nonchalant.
- She walked me in to the living room. I smelled something very faint in the flat but ignored it. Several awkward moment whenever we looked at each other. She'd keep bizarrely asking me, "what?" and "why are you laughing?" Some of you reading this so far may suspect what's at play here.
- Had to ask her if she wanted the payment as she was sort of just standing there in the nude while I sat on her sofa.
- "How long?" I had already confirmed 1 hr with her via text, but she seemed to have forgot.
- Told her an hour and exchanged paperwork. She didn't bother hiding it in another room and just put it in something on a shelf.
Round 1- Got undressed. She was putting music on her phone on the side of the bed. So I walked up to her from behind to begin some light fondling.
- She immediately stopped me then asked me to sit on the side of the bed. Not a great start, but I obliged.
- She turns around and begins lapdance. I begin grabbing her peachy ass.
- After a minute, she tells me to lie down on my back on the bed. I do so. She sits on top of me in reverse and grinds my cock and groin. I feel up her arse and sides.
- Sensing my member solidifying, she gets off and removes lingerie.
- She kinda gasps at my member for its size. Then grabs a condom, and I'm thinking this is all going a bit too quickly.
- She slides it on and begins oral. Technique is so-so, but what I'm thinking to myself is that she had advertised OWO.
- I tell her this, but she just shakes her head and says "no" with a grin.
- Part of her BJ also included deepthroats. I tell her to look at me, and she starts to glance at me more often.
- I'm getting closer to detonation, and maybe she senses it. So she ends Oral and gets into Cowgirl position.
- She begins moving but starts to mildly grimace after half a minute with some light moans.
- I grab her arse and pound in unison with her thrusts. My dick is getting deeper and I can feel the tip touching/entering her cervix.
- We're still pounding when I lift up to meet her tits in my mouth and then make my way to her lips.
- Right at this point she wants to change positions. She lays out in missionary and spreads her legs.
- I then enter her and begin with small pounds. I pick up the pace and increase strength.
- Her light moans start getting heavy. I go in for some kissing.
- She accepts the first batch but affter keeps moving her face away. No tongue action ever occurs, just lips... then no lips.
- Her pussy starts tightening and convulsing. I want to last longer but it's impossible.
- I release into the bag while in-thrust. After 10 seconds of discharge, I pull out. She comments that I came way too much.
- Bag is disposed off in the bathroom. She hands me wipes for me to clean. I'm now back to lying on the bed.
Intermission- When she returns from the bathroom, she's just stands off to the side with a despondent smile on her face awkwardly in silence.
- So I try to small talk during this intermission to break silence.
- She puts on a thin robe which confuses me. I ask her to come lie next to me.
- She responds that it's over and tells me to go shower.
- Baffled, I tell her 1 hour isn't up yet. I look at her phone and only 20 minutes had passed.
- She says I've come so now it's over. I now realize this wasn't an intermission.
- Barely communicates when I ask her what's wrong, and that she seems tired or something.
- She finally lets it out of the bag - she's high!
- Can't believe I didn't clock on earlier. That faint smell, and her strange attitude.
- She says she needs to smoke weed to help her take off the edge in this work.
- I tell her if she wants me to go, then she should refund me some money.
- She complains. Says everyone else leaves after one pop regardless of time. I tell her I'm not the same and I paid for 1 hour.
- She counters by saying she never advertised 2 pops. But I say she did advertise OWO which she did not deliver.
- Realising I'm on to her grift, she then offers to continue rather than refund me money. Reluctantly I accept.
Round 2- My member is now fully soft. She disrobes, gets on top of me and oddly smacks my lips with hers.
- She moves down to my cock and begins a handjob.
- Negligible reaction. She points out the lack of solidity. I tell her that it's because she's killed the mood.
- This oily handjob goes on for a while. Dick starts to stiffen slightly.
- She puts on a bag again and begins the blowjob.
- Definitely more effort than Round 1. More deepthroating, but usual sucking gets toothy.
- She now alternates between shaft and balls - which she didn't do in Round 1.
- Dick is barely half-erect. We change positions.
- I'm kneeling on the bed She's halfway between lying on her front and side with my dick in her mouth.
- I ask if she wants to be fingered. She says outside only. I rub her clit.
- The view of her body, her mouth around my dick, and shape of her clit makes me harder.
- She goes into doggy and I try to enter her.
- But very quickly solidity quickly disappears. I'm still bothered by all her antics during intermission that's killed the mood.
- I lie back down and she sits on the side. She tries sucking me off again. Not working.
- Takes off the bag, oiled, and wanks me off. Still not working. I tell her to grab harder. Nothing.
- I decide to do it myself. As I jerk off lying on my back, she strangely watches me with an intense look on her face.
- Slowly, she opens her legs very wide and starts playing with herself.
- Tbh, this is probably the highlight of this punt. Her clean shaved pussy spread eagle was a magnificent sight to behold.
- Her vagina itself was pornstar-like. Thinking back now, I regret not going DATY.
- Her facial expression gradually got hornier and hornier as she pants and moans. By now, she was rubbing her clit and lips ferociously.
- Our jerking got faster and faster. My dick is now rock solid. Hardest erection of the punt.
- Before my mind could break, I signal to her to get the bag. It's slipped on, and we begin with CG.
- After some strong pounding, it's clear she's getting close because she can't hold back moans and her eyes are rolling. I'm not close though.
- She stops, and asks for a different position. We go missionary. Same story, although it's possible it's gotten painful for her now too.
- Final position is doggy. Her pussy at this point in the punt is at its tightest by far. This tightness means a 2nd pop is absolutely possible.
- Strong thrusts from slow to fast. She's really feeling something as she keeps twitching her body around with each pound.
- Sensation of orgasm is upon. In range, but still far. I'm probably half way there but she abruptly calls for a break. Very disappointing.
- She says I'm too big. I ask her if she's for real? She says yes and that she knows since she deals with dicks every day. No further debate.
- It's now 40-45 mins into the punt. I tell her I'll end it now. It took effort to try and get halfway to a 2nd pop, and she'd ruined it. No point trying again.
- I shower and exit bathroom. She's on her phone sitting on the side of the bed naked.
- Awkwardly in silence, I finish drying up, get dressed and put on my shoes.
- She opens the door the her flat, again without hiding herself. So I quickly leave and exit the building.
Conclusion: It's such a shame because she's gorgeous. Beautiful face and body (despite awful fake tits) and phenomenal pussy. But for every minor positive during this punt, there was a major negative. At £160, this is already an expensive punt. From the start, I thought her looks made up for the extra £10. But looks can deceiving as it's rarely equivalent to skill/experience. But the way she went about Round 1 makes me think even a 30 minute punt might not be worth it.
She mentioned she'd only been in London for a few weeks now, and plans to stay for another 6 months. The problem is that she's already this jaded a few weeks in the job. The weed is likely her trying to cope. No idea how she'll make it through 6 months. I told her not to take many clients or to take breaks. She said she can't as she needs to earn money to send back to her family in Brazil. No idea what her situation is, but I'd advise fellow punters out there to avoid this one. Not just for your sake, but for hers too.
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