External Link/Members OnlyIt had been a long day and I just needed a quick release so I fired off a few texts. It always seems to be a struggle in the evenings at short notice so as I worked my way down the list I got lots of "sorry, finished for the day" or "booked up" or just no reply at all. Finally, after scouring VS for anyone local who did 15 minute quickies I came across this one.
Price paid£30 for 15 mins
CommsSent her a text to ask if she was available. She immediately replied saying she was free now so I asked for the address and I went straight there. Sent her another text saying I was outside and after about 30 seconds she unlocked the door and let me in.
LocationA shithole area of Radford not far from the main shops on Radford Road. Very busy, loads of people so you have to keep your head down and hope nobody spots you going in to what everyone local clearly knows is a shag house. It's a shit hole of a HMO and her room is on the first floor. Fight your way past the crap in the hallway and up the stairs to the dark bedroom complete with retro red light and tacky wall art. Double bed with well worn bedding that looks like it's been on there for a good few years and seen more men's arses than a Boris Bike.
The girlA Spanish lady in her 50s who speaks pretty good English. Very friendly and enthusiastic. She's as rough as a badger's arse, body 2/10, face 2.5/10 and I'm being generous. To her credit, it is definitely her in the photos on VS so she doesn't hide the fact that she looks like your mate's gran. She has a big gap in between her top two front teeth which must make wolf whistling a doddle. Anyway, I knew what I was letting myself in for and I'm very good at closing my eyes and pretending I'm with a famous sexy woman of choice, a skill that proves invaluable in these situations.
The actionI've been watching a few Miley Cyrus video's lateley, so sorry Miley but for the next 15 minutes I'll be closing my eyes and pretending I'm shagging you. We both stripped, jumped onto the bed and Miley initiated DFK. She's a very good kisser, really got me going. Sucked on her tits then went down for RO. She tasted pretty fresh. Then went into 69 and her OWO was very good. Pushed her off and asked her to put a condom on for doggy for a few minutes. Then asked her to get on top for a bit of cowgirl. After a few minutes I could feel myself getting close so I took a break, a few minutes of DFK and then got on top for mish. She made all the right noises, which wasn't over the top and she occasionally said "beautiful" in a lovely Spanish accent. I don't think she was referring to her reflection in the mirror so I assume she was referring to the sex. On the few occasions that I opened my eyes she had a smile on her face so I think she was enjoying it. A few minutes of mish with DFK and I came in the bag. She hugged me and laughed saying "beautiful" a few more times. I looked at the clock and it was exactly 15 minutes so a pretty full on sex session and I got what I needed from her.
VerdictNot one for the faint hearted. If you need a cheap shag and don't mind what she looks like, or if you just like a bit of rough, then she's well worth the £30. I just spent 15 minutes shagging Miley Cyrus so I'm well satisfied and it's got to be a positive. She's an enthusiastic happy old bird who seems keen to please. Would I go back? Only if nobody else is available and I've just watched Miley's wrecking ball video on YouTube.
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