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Was in London for a boys trip and arrived a day before everyone else. Thought I might entertain myself and at £50 for 30 minutes couldn't really go wrong. How wrong I was.
The location
Flat at the rear of the high street near the salvation army for those familiar with the area
Coms
Rather difficult called no answer then got a text confirming extras.
Extras
Fk
Owo
Dt
All at £10, only thing I was after was fk which was confirmed prior to booking.
The girl
The girl is the girl in the photo but 4 stone ago. I'm one for curvy women but unless you are into sbbw stay away. The only saving grace is her face. She is relatively pretty.
The service
I turned up and ducked into the toilet to gather my thoughts after the shock of seeing the girl. On my way there I saw a maid and a tasty looking blonde.
The blonde is what led me to stay. I thought if it all goes to pot could always try and switch and what's £60 in the grand scheme of things.
So I headed to the room and before handing over the money looked to confirm fk was on the menu. turns out no because she has recently had lip filler. I really should have left at this point but thought may as well get a bj having hiked to the middle of nowhere.
Before she would even get anywhere near the old fella she went through no less than 8 wet wipes. I had a shower before leaving and had uberd there so this was a huge turn off. Onto the most unenthusiastic bj I have ever had. she had her top off and some Lycra shorts on. Could only get a semi following this and thought may as well get on with it it's not getting any better.
Asked her to get on top and of course she refused. She then took off her shorts to reveal the of the biggest split stomach I have ever seen. So asked her to get into doggy. At this point an ungodly smell began to rise. I'm thankful it was doggy because I could not hide the expression on my face. 2 minutes in I just couldn't bear it anymore and the thoughts of the hot blonde had left my mind. Ended it there and then and near enough ran out of the flat.
After 3 bad cheap punts I'm certainly done at this price point if not all together.
