LovelyLindsey - Kensington

[Trixnex]

Link: External Link/Members Only

Cost: £150 / 1 hr

Comms: Fairly responsive. No long waits in the middle of conversation. English is very basic.

Girl: Massive disappointment. She had short hair and dressed in a long black dress. The dress was the con, because once removed I realised she'd gained a tremendous amount of weight compared to her photos (which must be at least around 5 years old?). Definitely not 45kg as advertised. Think of an inverted-hourglass figure. Yes, that bad. Height seems about right at 5'4. Maybe a bit shorter.

Services: Just a bit on her attitude/persona - as transactional as it gets. Maybe because of her bad English, but greeting was practically nonexistent upon entering. There was clearly someone else in her flat as I heard noise and footsteps. No attempts at small talk or friendly conversation, wanted to get a move on. It wasn't aggressive or pushy, but more on the despondent side. Not so much jaded, more like a worker trying to finish the day kind of vibe.

I came for the advertised Nuru massage, despite her body virtually a B&S. No idea what kind of fluid she used but absolutely couldn't have been Nuru gel. Likely just warmed-up baby oil.

- Her Body-to-Body was as standard as it got. She would slide close to my face but no kissing.
- BJ was toothy. Was barely doing it for me. Unattractive body made it difficult for me to keep solid too. Can't remember if it was OW or OWO - probably former.
- Time for main event. She put on the bag and began with CG. Pussy not very tight. Took a while, but managed to pop.
- Lied down for 5-10 mins before Round 2. She was just sitting to the side after disposing the bag, so asked her to lie down next to me, to which she did. Talked to her for a bit. Slowly went in for a kiss, her mouth remained tightly closed with no movement, 0 LFK. Asked her if she doesn't want to kiss, but she just kept quiet. Really killed the mood so decided not to pursue it.
- Next Round, tried missionary but knew it'd be impossible. So moved quickly to doggy and it just wasn't working.
- Unable to reach anywhere close to a second pop, decided to end it early. Asked for a shower, but she wouldn't provide. Not sure if no shower was available or if was because of the other person(s) in the flat. So used several baby wipes to clean the shaft.
- Then put clothes back on despite body still oily from earlier massage.

Conclusion: Avoid at all costs. Scam of a punt. Advertises Nuru massage, GFE, CIM, DFK yet none of these were provided.