Author Topic: Desi Mouse : British Asian PSE : Jewellery Quarter: Birmingham  (Read 7003 times)


19 review(s) for Desi-Mouse (17 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline lagosmargaret


Firstly,props to UKP brethren Crashing Sea for his TOFTT on this girl as an escort.Unless you use Lush and unearth their infrequent gems, it’s rare these days to get this calibre of Br.Asian SP at a price less than America’s GDP.Although I baulk at  100:H/H rates,had to get in there fast just  in case she quickly decided escorting wasn’t for her.

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Comms : Near perfect.Enquiry text : asked to ring back : spoke to her : set up.Texted on arrival,let in promptly.No bullshit delays,punter overruns,radio silence. :thumbsup:

Premises ?  Birmingham Library side of the Jewellery Quarter.Few mins walk from the old BMW showroom.It’s the long defunct Libra Club,but now being promoted as a Swingers venue.Lovely interior.Rents a room.

Cost ? £100  for 30    (OWO:CIM:PROTECTED SEX)

(N.B. Has unadvertised chargeable extras : 50 for each of Anal/WS : revealed during comms)

General Appearance + Stats :   
-Mid-20s onwards
-5’ 7”ish
-Medium Asian skin tone
-Much slimmer than I anticipated - size 6/lower 8
-Not anorexic/famine victim bony - just petite-framed
-30A/B upturned pointy tits,big dark choccy nips,both pierced with red/orange barbells
-Pert ass,accentuated by her small waist
-Shaven, neat, dark pussy
-Some spots/rash on her upper back,but by no means Mario’s pepperoni pizza going on

Face  :  As in pics,but slightly thinner.Reasonable looks IMO.No coloured hair on my meet-maybe she thinks she’ll be too easily identified walking round town? Doubt she’s 23 - from some angles she defo looks several yrs older.Wore glasses - “naughty Office PA” look.   :yahoo:
                               
Personality : Initially,surprisingly timid + flustered for a girl who’s chewed on miles of man bone,been showered with Olympic swimming pool volumes of ball juice, + starred in  Bukkake flicks ! :D  Firmly on the submissive side but wow,a glimpse of angry cock didn’t half unchain the inner oral demon in her  :scare: ! Not exceedingly chatty throughout.Friendly enough,tho.

The Punt

Approached the recessed entrance with inner gate.Ducked behind the alcove wall,an intercom exchange with her,let into the foyer.Payed her at the screened ticket office,negotiated another remote locking door,+ I was in.Fort Knox/American Penitentiary level security.
 
Taken to the long corridor at the back,with multiple shagging cells either side.Showered in another room before returning to hers.

She was still dressed,giggly + wearing a nervous smile, waiting for me to make the 1st move. Quickly realised you have to get strapped in,grip the wheel,engage gear and start driving with almost everything with this girl.Not much of a sensual,kissy kissy, Mills and Boon-style build-up : a few light pecks + neck nuzzles and soon had her entire kit heaped on the floor.Instructed her to get sucking.What a gent! ;)

I flopped on the bed with a 70% semi.She took her glasses off,tied her long hair up, + transformed into an absolute oral vamp :yahoo:.Hey,what happened to the shy,bespectacled wallflower from seconds before ? Utterly remarkable shapeshift.

DM went down and absolutely devoured my cock + balls like they were her Last Supper.Apologies to the religious folk :sarcastic:.Sucked,licked,nibbled + chewed every square mm of them in a lip,mouth + tongue wanderlust.Good DT attempts,gagging,spluttering,it all became a blur.And the saliva she generated + applied… oh, my life…..never had a sloppier suck in my existence…enough liquid flying around to extinguish these worldwide wildfires,LOL.What a SUCK-ubus !  :yahoo:

After 10 mins of this wonderful oral assault, with low moans + piercing eye contact thrown in for effect,was just about hanging on in there.Successfully pressing down the cork + stopping the champagne  from fizzing  out.Did want to bang her before I couldn’t hold on any longer so, wrapping on .

Took her from behind - her kneeling on the bed,me standing.Her ass was a decent size + shape in this position,and her small waist enhanced the butt flare.Did my utmost to blast out her man-cave with my dynamite stick.Slightly dry,and a bit tight,but absolutely threw the kitchen sink at her.Got a hold of her shoulders to  pull her back for deeper impaling.She took the ravaging like a good ‘un ,PSE moaning with every sledgehammer plunge - dunno how authentic these were,tho :D ! Uplifted my ego + it was my few mins of fame as a Ben Dover porn stud :yahoo:, but the constant racket could’ve got annoying for some after a while.

Felt the sap simmering again - so, condom off and availed myself of her oral talent for the closing minutes.DM replicated her frenzy from earlier on.I eventually scalded her tonsils with copious spurts of hot gunk.My own version of Deliveroo- it's called Deliver Goo.A few retches off her during the discharge.Didn’t notice whether she swallowed as I was light-headed + mentally swimming in my own orgasmic world.

We were done.

Cleaned up,closing natter,out for my 15min trek back to the city centre.Got my whole time.

Summary
V.good  PSE meet with a reasonable-looking British Asian girl.Her body size/shape would be similar to that of Sapphire at Lush,for those who saw her.Pointier tits + 3” taller,tho.Maybe not for those who prefer hourglass/thicc lasses ?

She was supremely submissive with me,and although I’m not 100% comfortable with piloting an entire punt,I did leave really pleased/satisfied,wanting to return.

For me,her glaring USP would be her incredible cock worship and PSE-style oral.

Hardly surprising given her extensive grounding in Bukkake gigs!

Birmingham’s got its very own Mia Khalifa.

Or Sahara Knite.

Maybe she even models herself on the above?


Cheers.
LM :hi:

Offline jimmymac

Fantastic review Lm. As ever totally hilarious and informative.

Offline DThunter01

I’ve been trying to contact her via aw but no response?

Did you go straight to txting or ringing?

Nice review I’ve joined the que  :thumbsup:

Offline Hornylad

Hilarious pal.. but you cant compare her to Mia or sahara its like comparing a ferrari to a fiesta with rust marks and high mileage!!!!

Offline Dark Vader

I’ve been trying to contact her via aw but no response?
Did you go straight to txting or ringing?
I phoned.She is literally as quiet as a mouse. Her times don't fit with mine. Was seriously tempted but just couldn't get past the price.

Offline CrashingSea

Thanks for the shout out haha! :D

I'm going to have to return after your review! You got a better deal than me too.

She is very shy but once you awaken her she's great! I got a lot of flack on my review but I was 100% happy with my punt

Offline lagosmargaret

Fantastic review Lm. As ever totally hilarious and informative.
Thanks,JM,you're always welcome  :hi:

Offline lagosmargaret

I’ve been trying to contact her via aw but no response?

Did you go straight to txting or ringing?

Nice review I’ve joined the que  :thumbsup:

Did say that I started off with texting,asked to call back  :hi:

Offline lagosmargaret

Hilarious pal.. but you cant compare her to Mia or sahara its like comparing a ferrari to a fiesta with rust marks and high mileage!!!!
:hi:

Offline lagosmargaret

I phoned.She is literally as quiet as a mouse. Her times don't fit with mine. Was seriously tempted but just couldn't get past the price.

Unfortunately,I think us punters may have to get used to 100:H/H and more.Especially when the escort can command a premium due to her scarcity,in this case her ethnicity,PSE service,and fairly wide range of services - market forces.

Offline lagosmargaret

Thanks for the shout out haha! :D

I'm going to have to return after your review! You got a better deal than me too.

She is very shy but once you awaken her she's great! I got a lot of flack on my review but I was 100% happy with my punt

You're welcome   :hi:.Thank YOU for bringing her to my attention.As long as YOU'RE happy with YOUR punt,that's all that matters !

Offline DThunter01

Did say that I started off with texting,asked to call back  :hi:

Ahh my bad I see that now

Got caught up in reading your review, very good lots of info and details

Personally I think 100 for hh is a bargain if your getting that level of service and Cim / DT

I’ll be booking just for the DT  :crazy: test her gag reflex out  :hi:

Offline chadpitt

Unfortunately,I think us punters may have to get used to 100:H/H and more.Especially when the escort can command a premium due to her scarcity,in this case her ethnicity,PSE service,and fairly wide range of services - market forces.

Not paying that either. I find your negative reviews more entertaining with your particular writing style. It just works better.

Offline pbrown355