External Link/Members OnlyA small shopfront massage parlour on Melksham high street, ran by Mandarin-speaking Chinese. Entrance is very obvious and opposite a busy liberal club, so not at all discrete. The venue is clean and tidy, and feels like a cross between a spa and a Chinese restaurant.
I walked in at 8pm on a Monday without an appointment and was met by an attractive 35-45y.o. Chinese woman, who seemed to be the proprietor. She's aout 5ft tall, raven hair, size 6, and hotter than I expected. She's also quite giggly and cute. I asked for an hour's deep tissue massage (£50) and paid cash.
The massage was fantastic. She was like a little knot-seeking missile. She found and eradicated knots in places I didn't know existed. Very happy with this portion of the visit.
Towards the end of the massage I enquired about the other massages available, and she mentioned "extra services". specifically a body to body massage. After some back and forth she offered a 30 minute two girl body to body for £130, and I obliged, paying via card.
This is where things go a bit wrong. I agreed to this without seeing the other girl, who, it turned out, was a size 16 Chinese lady in her 40s with no English and a face like a smoked kipper. I learned a valuable lesson to always check the merchandise before paying.
Anyway, we all move to a different room and everyone gets naked. Both ladies start by sucking on my nipples and jerking me off. The big girl does some ball sucking and a really poor attempt at a blowjob. Skinny girl puts my hand between her legs and starts riding me. She also goes for the prostate massage, grinding against my hand simultaneously. After a short while the intended effect was achieved. They offered another pop but instead I asked them to massage a specific area (old sporting injury).
All in all, I paid £180 for 90 minutes of relaxation and pleasure. Not terribly good VFM but I left feeling very relaxed and satisfied. Not bad for a random 8pm visit in a sleepy market town like Melksham. It's just a shame the duo partner was on the large side.
I'd go back, but probably just for a massage. I might be tempted to offer the hot skinny one some cash for a GFE.
