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Preface:Hello gents, bit of a preface but feel free to skip below to the review
Always had the assumption that escorting was illegal in the UK but one fine day I found myself on the shitter, horny as fuck and decided to google ‘is escorting illegal uk’, promptly followed by ‘local escorts notingham’
Initially spent some time browsing vivastreet but felt like it was too good to be true, and after a couple reverse image searches on generic whore adverts, concluded at the time, that the site wasn’t legit.
Checked out a couple more sites and came across AdultWork and recognised some profiles that I saw on VS. Being a savvy consumer, I googled ‘[prossie name] reviews’ henceforth leading me to discovering the UKP forum
Then googled ’ukpunting nottingham’ and was taken to the east midlands thread and noticed a few positive reviews in a row for Yang Yang, so thought I’d give that a go. Funnily enough, I could only find her on vivastreet, go figure.
There’s a bit more to it but the summary is that I chickened out a few times before even sending a message. I’ve never done something like this before and was paranoid, so before going ahead with anything I decided to purchase a second sim to use on my old phone as I’d like to keep this aspect of my life as below-the-radar as possible. I am young, and most definitely dumb but life is too short to be yanking it on the shitter
Date of punt: April 2023
Price paid:£60 for 30 mins
I didn't take any extras but OWO was £20 extra
Comms:Very good, sent a whatsapp message asking if she’s available same day, followed by an almost immediate response of ‘Yes dear’. This was then followed by the location & price of service(s) offered and a final message asking me what time and for how long. Note that she doesn’t see first-time customers at night.
I asked for a booking one hour from now and she said she was available (early afternoon). Solid start, but as hinted in the preface, I was metaphorically shitting bricks up until the point I got to the front door.
Location: NG5, one of the side-roads off of Sherwood Rise.
I got there by car and parked halfway down the street. Road is fairly narrow, low foot traffic but didn’t feel comfortable rocking up to my first punt and parking right outside.
The girl: Face: 7/10 - Quite pretty, great smile. Looks like she’s in her early 30s. Looks better in person than in the photos
Body : 7/10 – Good figure, shapely bum, average sized boobs. Some scar marks around the lower tummy which kinda ruined my concentration but tried not to think too much about it and the room was dimly lit so wasn’t really an issue.
Soft & smooth skin, she smelt good too, not too much perfume applied
Service:Was very nervous when rocking up to the door and getting closer. Greeted at the door with Yang Yang wearing a skimpy maid outfit with heels & stockings, she looked quite cracking
Entered the room, she asks for shoes to be removed immediately after entering, and then offered me some water. I accepted and took a few sips to calm my nerves.
Tried to make some small talk but only could talk about basics as her English is quite limited. Was then guided to her room and asked to undress completely and to then lay down on the bed (on my front), with my todger resting on a small towel.
A bit unceremonious but was going into this with an open mind. Bed and pillow were comfy
Action begins by her giving a (mainly) lower body massage for about 10 mins, with some attention given to the back with light kisses and boob-to-back rubbing. I’ve never had a massage before but found it to be okay, helped me to relax and when the boob-to-back rubbing commenced, felt a lot better and started getting me back into the horny mood.
The massage concludes with her teasing the ball-region. It’d been a few weeks since I blew my load so I felt a little bit of pre-cum emerging on the sly, that little towel must be a lifesaver for her bedsheets
Next, she asked me to turn around so I’m now laying on my back. She then gets an alcohol wipe and proceeds to cleans up my nether region. I had a shower prior to this and would probably feel lowkey offended but was prepared for that since reading some of the reviews here
Condom on, and OW begins.
Felt okay although a bit lacking in feel, due to the condom I assume. Decent depth taken, although not deepthroat. This lasted about 5 mins and then moved on to CG. Felt pretty good and was able to keep the swimmers from breaching the surface. Next, she switched to reverse CG which was even better.
My personal highlight was the next position, I’m not sure what the term is but it’s almost a doggy-style where she’s resting on her knees (on the bed), and she asks me to get behind her (with me also on my knees) and I fuck her pussy
The closest image I could find was number 2 on this site (The Slo-Mo Dog):
External Link/Members Only I was leaning back rather than forward and almost nutted in this position as I started tunnel-visioning on that ass
this position greatly emphasised its curviness. Was kinda miffed that I didn’t nut because she stopped to switch the position one more time
Finished off in missionary, with her lightly kissing my arms and neck, came in the bag and filled it all up with 4 weeks worth of frustrated spunk
Clothes back on, bit of chit-chat at the door, offered some sweets which I accepted and made my exit
Didn’t see anyone else on the way out and was overall feeling pretty good and mellowed-out that day.
Conclusion:Solid punt, she’s a safe bet and for a back-up plan, you can't go wrong
At the time I'd rate it 9/10 but upon writing this it's more of a 7 or 8. Great value for money, lovely girl but just some niggles that prevent it from being a higher rating. For any first-time punters that may come across this, she’s pretty good and lives in a decent area
There may be some prying eyes around but I never noticed any. As mentioned in the review, it was good to have some idea of what to expect going in so I assume people who’ve never read reviews on this site may be put off by certain things e.g. limited english, alcohol wipes.
Would I return?Yes, in fact I did return a few weeks later and went for an evening booking. Went for 30 mins and OWO for an extra 20 quid and she did the infamous water bottle blowjob (can't say that it made it feel any better tbh, and watching her spit out the water in regular intervals made me feel like the simulation was bugging out)
The experience was mostly the same although I vividly recall her grabbing my ass and saying something complimentary when I walked in, caught me completely off-guard
During the service, she also made more eye-contact this time and felt more engaged.
Kinda feels like a video game when you level up your relationship stats with a character and unlock new perks the next time you 2 meet up
Was hoping to get more of that wicked doggy-style-ish position again but it didn’t happen
Also worth noting that I noticed a previous punter leaving her place 5 mins before my time was due so possibly a bit of a conveyor-belt situation. A positive note was that she messaged me to say that she’s having a shower then she’ll be ready.
Thank you for reading if you made it this far
Sorry for the wall of text, trying to follow the structure of other reviews and wanted to give as much info as I could remember. Got some more reviews to write after this. Took me a while to create an account due to my job position requiring strict financial regulation on any investments/crypto purchases that I make. Finally got that sorted and will be posting reviews for the punts that I have done since starting this new hobby this year.
What a time to be alive!!!
