Location: Shabby Apartment building not far from city centre with some neets hanging around
Price: £90 1h
Parking: Small Pay Parking or late street parking around.
Was in Glasgow back in May for work with plenty of spare time. Contacted a few SP's and this was the first to reply. (From here Pimp/Manager)
It was quite late in the evening but managed to find Parking. The area was crawling with ASBO's just to note. Apartment stank of fags and there was no shower available (So no idea how she was cleaning up). Shitty Music playing from a TV with a half broken screen.
Jade, the girl in question was a disappointment. I know I'll be slated for wasting my time with a Brazillian due to their poor services... but I thought I'd atleast get someone half decent looking... I expect pictures to have some creative license - but hers are very airbrushed and photoshopped.
She had very weird proportions.... She was short and skinny but was carrying bit of a weird belly. Wonky and badly done boobs (looked like cricket balls stuck in pointing in different directions) and a weird Michael Jackson nose going on.
I should have walked, but I instead changed the 1h (£160) to 30mins (£90). There was no DFK or OWO as discussed and she was very lack lustre. She wasn't nasty or anything, but was completely disinterested and at several times, checked her Phone. The complete killer for me was the smelly pussy. I can't describe it. It was like a rotten dead fish and I refuse to believe she didn't know. She also had patches of hair on her legs which is a massive turn off for me.
I had to finish myself off and needless to say, I had a long hard scrub in the shower when I got back to my place. I was very worried she might have some form of infection down there sue to the stench.
A massive waste of cash in hindsight and a huge regret.
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Topic: Jade Brazillian - Smelly, Disinterested and Junky - Glasgow - Very Negative (Read 3136 times)