External Link/Members OnlyRight, where do I begin!? It has been a while since I have tried someone new (I have been sticking to my usual providers in the last few months, given how Birmingham is a bit dry recently). Came across Sandra's advert on Vivastreet above and thought I might give her a go. My logic was that she looked like the Thai version of a girl at school I had a MASSIVE crush on in my teen years. My interest skyrocketed when she responded to my text messages very promptly with a Brum city centre postcode that I have never visited in past Thai-massage adventures. I said to myself "oh, this all feels a bit fresh and new!" so I booked 1 hour at £100 (massage, naked B2B and HJ). While I can get FS and a decent massage for a similar rate from my regulars, the idea of something new led me to not pull out of this booking. I was also doing a good job of convincing myself that the actual girl ABSOLUTELY WAS going to look like the girl in the advert, and not some B&S 60 year old Chinese grandma (dont ask...).
Punt booked for around midday the other day, flat near the BT tower in the city centre. Texted her when I arrived and she buzzed me in. When she opened the door, I nearly screamed YES because it was the girl in the advert photos. In fact, she was cuter! Her personality was very bubbly and right up my street! Led me to the room and there was a bed and a massage table, both laid out in a manner that suggests she might actually offer FS to (some) regulars? Anyway, I got naked and onto the massage table with a comfy face-hole thing. For a moment, I wished there was a similar hole for my dick but one can only dream...
She put the money away and began the massage. Now, I assessed the visit in the following scoring system I have developed (copyright patent pending):
£10: her looks and personality
£20: first part of the massage (my back, arms and legs)
£20: second part of the massage (my front, arms and legs)
£20: her B2B technique
£20: her HJ technique
£10: overall experience and "flow"
So here goes!
£10/£10 for her looks and personality. Like I said, she was very friendly, bubbly and super cute! She is one of those darker-toned Thai girls if you know what I mean? I think that is the only difference from her VS advert photos where photoshop has maybe made her paler? Nice tattoo on her left breast and a few on her back. The kind of Thai girl I would marry!
£20/£20 first part of the massage (me on my front, her massaging my back, arms and legs). Absolutely great! She was quite firm in the beginning as she identified a knot in my back that she worked on very well. Then she was medium, I would say. At times, she would be very soft by gliding around my body with her fingertips. At one point she said "you like me teasing you?" very playfully and I nearly proposed to her!
after a few minutes she started doing some CC swipes as she focused more on my legs and arse. Good amount of oil applied throughout (I wasn't completely bathed in it like in some previous punts!).
£10/£20 second part of the massage (me on my back, her massaging my front). Right this is were the punt went downhill a bit. She got naked and WOW her body is stunning! Like I said, she is darker-toned and it just makes her so so so so much hotter, I can't explain it! Tits are bolt-ons but are nice to feel and play with. FAB ARSE TOO! However, she didn't really massage my front much. With other Thai girls, they tend to spend 10-15 mins working my front and legs (either by massaging me or rubbing themselves on me like Chacha Ree in Selly Oak). Sandra didn't really get on top of me either. She just rubbed her tits on my chest a few times and kissed my neck while I kissed hers. So only a 10/20 for this part.
£5/£20 for the B2B part. As mentioned in the previous section, minimal B2B but what I did experience was fantastic and I did get to squeeze her arse and tits as much as a liked. 5/20.
£20/£20 handjob. PERFECT. Combination of tit wank and well-paced HJ. Had me shooting a 4 day load everywhere. She cleaned me up very well while my hand was still grasping her arse cheek. The way she talked before I blew my load was hot as well ("f*** my tits baby")
£5/£10 overall experience and flow. This is my main issue. The first half was arguably the best Thai massage experience I have had (and I have experienced that Burmese girl from a few years ago who was SENSATIONAL - those of you who know who I am on about can relate!). The problem is that, when I was asked to turn over, the punt felt rushed. Once I had showered, I looked at my phone and saw that I was about to leave with 15 minutes spare. We had a nice chat as I was getting my clothes on. She said she is in Birmingham for another 1 to 2 months before she goes back to Thailand. I asked if she will return and she said she isn't sure. If she does, it might not be Birmingham. Lovely girl to chat with though. Like I said, I am so so so attracted to her because she looks like that teen crush I had so I felt like I had fulfilled that old fantasy!
So, overall, I was able to justify £70/£100 to myself based on my scoring system. I felt short-changed and knowing that I left at the 45 minute mark made me a bit annoyed. I guess £100 for 1 hour equates to £70 for 45 minutes, right? Problem is, I am £100 lighter in my wallet, not £70! If she had just slowed down part 2 of the massage and actually got on top of me for the B2B, I could probably rate this at £90/£100 or £95/£100.
I would still give this a positive because the first half was A++ and the second half was probably a B- maybe a B so yeah...
