Sexy Thai flower - Heanor DE75

[Iloveoral]

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Well……
I’m not sure what I just seen but holy fuck!
So there’s a saying, piss flaps like John Wayne’s saddle bags
Now if seen big piss flaps but mother fucker I’ve never seen piss flaps like this fucker, wow!!!

So comms by text no issues
I get the shopping cart text
Extras are cim, rimming etc
I say does £80 inc owo, to be told yes
I’m already on the way to be fair so bonus

It’s the same gaff with the camera in the kitchen window (ffs)
I do a head turned weird walk incoming 
Locals probably laughing thinking yeah, that fuckers seen the camera. 

Behind the door, wow !!
Pretty, cute, sexy, fit in this little lingerie thing, looked great.
Held my hand as we walked up the stairs but the arse looked so good I had to hold it.

I’m the bedroom she initiated dfk, I’m thinking positive thoughts here.
I sit in the bed and finger get but it’s strange as I duck her tits, she spreads her legs wide to give better access.
So still on the edge of the bed she’s gone south on me, no wet wipe shit, straight on the cock, I lay back and enjoy, it changes and I look up, she’s oiling up her tits and tit wanking me.

I ask for 69 as the oral is very sensual.
She’s fresh but my god the piss flaps are incredibly big

Imagine a bloke with the biggest bollox on the planet, you’ve sliced and removed the nuts but the baggy sacks are laying there, I’m talking that big.

I say I want to photo those before I leave but told no.

Bagged up, mish and a few more, just excellent before moving to speed bump
Just great sex
I pop and I’m cleaned up, great job, even helps dress me.
Incredible.

She’s here for a fortnight, been in the country 4 weeks, new to the game as she was a cook in Thailand, so genuine nice girl

I genuinely loved my visit and the price.
It’s £10 for owo as an extra on aw but I wasn’t charged it nor asked for it.

Recommend and will return

[braman69]

You beat me to her you little tinker 

Glad you had a great time. She sounds amazing 

[RogerBoner]

been in the country 4 weeks, new to the game as she was a cook in Thailand, so genuine nice girl

I'm also looking for love 

[Direavenger1]

Is the thing about her being in country for 4 weeks a joke im not getting? Shes got other reviews from march and her AW registered in February. was it a different girl?

[FScottFitzgerald]

I say I want to photo those before I leave but told no.

   You're UKP's very own David Attenborough. I would watch a Netflix series based on your adventures over the years.

And, here, in the depths of Derbyshire, we find a species with labia that could offer shade to a hundred men under the heat of the Sahara.

[FScottFitzgerald]

How beautiful if she on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being a munter?

Did you get a look at her feet?

[Iloveoral]

Is the thing about her being in country for 4 weeks a joke im not getting? Shes got other reviews from march and her AW registered in February. was it a different girl?

That’s what she told me but her English was a bit hit and miss, maybe she means 4 months but I’m pretty sure she said weeks, we had a chat and she was smiling and nodding so I doubt she’s 100% with the language yet 

[Iloveoral]

You beat me to her you little tinker 

Glad you had a great time. She sounds amazing 

I was trying to get to derby all day but couldn’t so tried her first. 

[Iloveoral]

I'm also looking for love 

She’s one for you, not the skinniest but decent, I think you would like 

[Iloveoral]

  You're UKP's very own David Attenborough. I would watch a Netflix series based on your adventures over the years.

And, here, in the depths of Derbyshire, we find a species with labia that could offer shade to a hundred men under the heat of the Sahara.

Excellent 

[wantkinkyfun]

If only she also did anal! Still sounds well worth a visit. Thanks for the review.

[braman69]

I was trying to get to derby all day but couldn’t so tried her first.

TBH I didn't know she was in Heanor.  That's a bit too far for me so I probably wouldn't have bothered, I'll wait until she is a little closer to me I think.  Having said that, I was browsing AW last night and I saw a girl in London that I would consider travelling there for if I had the time and the money (London pricing!) 

I've still got my eye on one of the others in Derby for later this week.  I've spent a lot of money this month on punting, but my cock is going to lead me to the cash point and force me to drive over to Derby, I just know it 

I really hope this current influx of touring Thais is a trend that continues for the next few months.  I'm going to be a busy boy if it is 

[Iloveoral]

How beautiful if she on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being a munter?

Did you get a look at her feet?

I’d say she was a 7 imo
Cute attractive face, not a stunner but a pretty girl
With make up on for a night out I bet she would be turning heads, she was very natural without any makeup when I met her.

Didn’t really take much notice of the feet but 100% sure there was deffo 2 of them. 
Nothing stood out like a pair of size 12

Her tits felt like there was some hard filler in the from years back and there was s faded scar for a c section I’m guessing a long time back.

Other than that nothing out of place.

But my god the piss flap were massive, like 4inch of skin each side her fanny

[Iloveoral]

If only she also did anal! Still sounds well worth a visit. Thanks for the review.

She asked me to remove my thumb so a cock wasn’t going in 

[Iloveoral]

TBH I didn't know she was in Heanor.  That's a bit too far for me so I probably wouldn't have bothered, I'll wait until she is a little closer to me I think.  Having said that, I was browsing AW last night and I saw a girl in London that I would consider travelling there for if I had the time and the money (London pricing!) 

I've still got my eye on one of the others in Derby for later this week.  I've spent a lot of money this month on punting, but my cock is going to lead me to the cash point and force me to drive over to Derby, I just know it 

I really hope this current influx of touring Thais is a trend that continues for the next few months.  I'm going to be a busy boy if it is 

I find Heaner about the same travel as Derby but easier parking etc
The place is literally in and out of Ilkeston on the Heaner Rd for another 10 mins
I park around the corner to hide the car.

I want to visit Candy you’ve met this week and I’ll possibly try the Beeston massage place too, would like to also get to hucknall for the housewife girl back doing fs.

I’ve stopped thinking about the money, it would be painful if I added it all up 
I wouldn’t do London prices, I prefer these £70-£90 30 min sesh as I like the variety 

[braman69]

I want to visit Candy you’ve met this week and I’ll possibly try the Beeston massage place too, would like to also get to hucknall for the housewife girl back doing fs.

We might bump into each other if I decide to visit Candy's flat mate External Link/Members Only 

I still want to try the new External Link/Members Only too.

Parnee recommended I try External Link/Members Only if I needed an "energy release" while she was on holiday 

[Dipper]

I must say, all this piss flap talk has me officially intrigued. 

[cock custard]

I’d say she was a 7 imo

But my god the piss flap were massive, like 4inch of skin each side her fanny

That's where her bollocks once we're 

[Iloveoral]

That's where her bollocks once we're 

I thought it was empty socks on a washing line too

[Iloveoral]

I must say, all this piss flap talk has me officially intrigued. 

Mate it’s unreal, I’d never have believed it if I didn’t see it
Massive beef curtains with a fanny hidden away inside.

[Iloveoral]

We might bump into each other if I decide to visit Candy's flat mate External Link/Members Only 

I still want to try the new External Link/Members Only too.

Parnee recommended I try External Link/Members Only if I needed an "energy release" while she was on holiday 

I’ll bring oranges and we can swap ends at half time 

[Dipper]

Mate it’s unreal, I’d never have believed it if I didn’t see it
Massive beef curtains with a fanny hidden away inside.

 

 

[NottsNylonLuvr]

Mate it’s unreal, I’d never have believed it if I didn’t see it
Massive beef curtains with a fanny hidden away inside.

Sounds worth 15 minutes just to get a look at the saddle bags.

[scouting]

Mate it’s unreal, I’d never have believed it if I didn’t see it
Massive beef curtains with a fanny hidden away inside.

Anything like these belonging to Nicole Dupapillon (profile claims 4" labia - well reviewed on here)?

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[Marvlus69]

Sounds worth 15 minutes just to get a look at the saddle bags.

No it doesn’t 

[Iloveoral]

Anything like these belonging to Nicole Dupapillon (profile claims 4" labia - well reviewed on here)?

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[Charliehutton]

A splendidly entertaining review as always, ILO, and she sounds such a nice girl, but my God, those flaps would have me running for the hills

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Need a snorkel

[NottsNylonLuvr]

Only needs a tail & it sounds like it would look like a facehugger on your Johnson.

[usernameinuse]

Was intrigued with ILO s post about this girl. I cant punt very often, due to my lack of funds, as i am on state pension. I rang numerous times in the morning on Wednesday, no reply. Got a text later in the day saying that she would be available after 5.30pm--no good to me unfortunately