External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyCalled number and was greeted by an English speaking voice, agreed time and texted me the the post code.
Took place in June. 160 for the hour. Goodge Street. Discreet entrance, next to shops, no one would know what you’re there for.
Shower, had no light , apart from a candle. Moldy bathroom. One wet already used towel.
Only reason I succumbed to this bullshit profile was because I got cancelled on by a lady I booked the day before. Should of done my due diligence, but was horny and on a tight schedule.
The girl you’ll meet bares no resemblance to the fake, bullshit Chat GPT written profile.
Not Spanish/English. Some dark haired Brazilian, fake tits, pert arse and flat stomach. Doesn’t speak a word of English, apart from ‘Agency’, ‘Extra’ and ‘music’.
Sorted money, showered.
Layed on bed, started sucking her tits, decent, soft - even though fake. Probably D cup.
Pointed at my dick for oral. Started sucking nothing special, not deep started using hands, pulled hands away.
Then I asked to lick her in the 69 position. Didn’t understand, pointed at her pussy, did licking motion. Said ‘extra’ totally taken aback, I said profile didn’t say pussy licking was extra. Didn’t understand a word I was saying. Got her phone out spoke into it, she texted her agency said ‘extra’.
By now my dick and mood was going downhill. Argued back and forth, asked to cut time, didn’t understand or didn’t want to. Eventually she rolls her eyes and gives me her Brazilian stank face, lets me lick her pussy for 1 minute, says no more.
Starts sucking my limp dick in 69, moans how I’m licking her pussy. Then she starts moaning in Brazilian and pointing at my limp dick. I just had enough got up and started dressing.
She looks shocked at first, then gives me her Brazilian stank face. Probably happy not to suck dick for her money anymore. Got dressed and left.
Handled the situation badly because of my anger, should have asked for some money back, or called her agency but that’s what happens when anger rules your decisions.
She honestly doesn’t seem to enjoy her work, it’s just going through the motions till you cum, which I didn’t.
If you go there, agree services beforehand with the fake girl on the phone otherwise you’re gonna get into an argument with a Brazilian who understands fuck all english.