External Link/Members OnlyLast week.
Family home in a residential street.
£60 - 30mins tantric & lingum
Comms by WhatsApp and very good.
I should ran turned and ran when she opened the door, I thought I was been greeted by the cleaner.
Although I knew she was Portuguese she has the look of a Roma Gypsy.
Curiosity got the worst of me and I went in and up the stairs into a tiny box room that she locked behind us.
I was instructed the strip and lay down in the table, she then put a shower cap on my head…
Then followed a very average Swedish massage for 10 minutes interspersed with talk of the weather, buying a paddling pool for her kid etc.
Then she announced the tantric part was starting, this was 5 minutes of light tickling, it was so bad that it was funny.
Flipped over and the same tickling until she dumped what felt like mazola on the old fella and a hard handjob was attempted.
I couldn’t take anymore so thanked her, made excuses and got up & she threw a large wet wipe at me.
All in all a terrible yet funny experience that had me giggling and shaking my head back to the car.
