External Link/Members OnlyAs usual Ipswich was a desert (didn't have time or cash to visit Juicy Lucy, and Evy seems to have gone missing) so decided to try out the Chinese Wellness Centre in the High Street.
CommsJust about OK - receptionist was frankly quite rude and unhelpful. Wouldn't give any details of who was working, just pushed and pushed for an appointment time. Nearly aborted and went for Plan B straight away, but glad I didn't.
LocationAbout as indiscreet as you can get. Make sure you time your final approach well, to make sure no-one is sat staring at you at a red light, or on the bus, and then go bold as brass and you'll be OK. In a way, added to the frisson of excitement!
Service ProviderThis is where it looked up right away. "Luna" was as fit AF, slim with nice boobs, age I'd say late 20's / early 30's, dressed in a little red dress that left little to the imagination.
Really attractive and pleasant, and (in comparison to the ghastly old (I assume) hag of a receptionist who rang me up one minute after the appointment start time, demanding to know where I was and if I was still coming) very understanding of the fact that I'd taken a wrong turn on the one-way system and it took time to get back and park.
Service£30 door fee paid for 30 minute session.
I had a really stiff neck, and she started with a genuinely good massage that got rid of the knots. At the halfway mark, the reach-unders and CC swipes started, and on the turn I was asked what extras I wanted (it was obvious from my previous reactions to the reach-unders that I wasn't there for a straight back rub.)
I'd promised myself I wouldn't get upsold, as I usually do, so only took enough from the cashpoint for the HE (£20 extra) rather than the B2B (£50) and immediately regretted it. No touching was allowed during the fully clothed HE, and I was kicking myself for not having the extra £30 for what looked like it would have been a superbly horny session. Oh well - never mind.
All the usual oohs and aahs during the hand relief, and considering how fit Luna was I managed to hang on for a respectable amount of time before giving in and shooting my load everywhere.
Quick clean-up, pleasant chat while dressing, and off into the afternoon sun. There was a fit milf sitting on the bus, watching me come out of the shop, so I gave her a good old "yup, that's EXACTLY what I've just been up to" smirk as I walked off.
Would I return?If I knew Luna was going to be there again, definitely yes. She said she works mainly in London, and I've seen a bunch of other reports suggesting she gets around a bit, so I'd be cautious going back and wouldn't go armed with too much cash in case it was a real disappointment next time..
