Local naughty Kelly - Belfast - Vivastreet

[petebelfast123]

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Meet took place a while ago. Wanted to leave some space between the meet and review so not to be identified.

Location was just off the ormeau road in apartment I'd never been to. Apartments looked decent. However the apartment the meet took place was a mess. Stuff literally all over the place. In the bedroom, the bed wasn't even made, half smoked fegs stubbed out on the bare wooden floor and a couple of dogs in one of the other rooms.

The girl, had blonde hair and could of been a looker if she done herself up, but limited effort was made. Neither nice clothes, make up or smells. Girl I'd say is late 40s early 50s and local.

The ad had 15 min as an option. So asked for that. Tried to get me to stay 30 min. I stuck to the 15 min. She came back into the room and said ok 15 is just a BJ. I just went along with it rather than enter an awkward debate. Just wanted out at this stage. She pulled her top up and I fondled her saggy tits while she sucked me off.

Would not return.

[workaholic91]

told me she smoked crack once, but I got the impression she does it regularly. Has a family member in prison for murder, family are all scum, she is bad news who should be avoided. When I met her she was hanging out with two junkies, you are right that the apartment is filthy. She told me the flat belonged to her sons daughter who she gives a cut of money to for use of the flat.

[workaholic91]

I meant to write the flat belongs to her sons girlfriend, not her sons daughter

[Belfastpunt69]

Thank god for this review, I tried calling the other week and it just went to voice mail or I'd have made an appointment 

[Perv]

I think there is a twin sister in a nearby flat off tge Ormeau road ,they are not on the Lisburn road, they are both not great lazy service heavy bodies and a bit stupid/or on drugs, but the flat is the stand out feature never will you see a flat like this outside of extreme horders, an absolute dump.

[workaholic91]

Afaik she doesn’t have a twin sister, the flat you’re talking about on Ormeau road is the one I visited

[Perv]

She difinitely at least pretends to have a twin sister and i may have fallen for it, i had tried to rearrange a meet with Kelly and she said i am Joanne her twin, unless itstheir drugs as they seem to be up and down.

[pussylover76]

I'm still laughing from Wednesday with the twin sister comment. 

That is a cracker. 

[MartyW]

Book to see her and the twin together in the Ormeau Road Flat. That way you get to see them in the same room, solving that conundrum and getting eyes on the flat. Downside is the flat but I am fascinated to hear more detail on it. A friend is a social worker and never breaks confidences but has some hilarious / horrific stories on flats from hell. Any stories, anyone?

[Perv]

Book to see her and the twin together in the Ormeau Road Flat. That way you get to see them in the same room, solving that conundrum and getting eyes on the flat. Downside is the flat but I am fascinated to hear more detail on it. A friend is a social worker and never breaks confidences but has some hilarious / horrific stories on flats from hell. Any stories, anyone?

4 televisions stacked in the bedroom, but a highlight is a motorbike in the bathroom

[MartyW]

ROTFLMAO!!