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Comms: 6/10
Price: 8/10
Service (Massage): 7/10
Service (sensual): 7/10
Premises: 8/10
Paid £50 for a half hour massage + HR
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Was on my way home from a trip to London, and decided to book in for a quick massage + extras on the way, had a search through gumtree and found the advert linked above for a Thai massage that seemed to hint there was more available, so I sent off a text with some basic questions regarding availability and price. There were some slight issues with comms, she wouldn't converse via text - instead insisting on a phone call, but as her English seemed to be middling this was a bit of an exercise in frustration. - To be clear, her English was passable, clearly been in the country for a while, but it still took about twice as long to have her understand what questions were being asked than I'd expect. Would have been much easier via text.
The meet itself was pretty standard, I got let in through the backdoor of her flat, shown to a small room that was clearly set aside for business: Fairly firm double bed with towel + disposable paper sheet already in place, decent low intensity lighting and some calming music being played.
Was informed prices were £30/ half hour, £50 / hour for massage, with HR being available for £20. Went with the half hour option and handed over the cash before stripping and getting in place.
The massage itself was passable, no real deep-pressure applied, but very relaxing and a bit sensual towards the end. - About average as far as massage meets go, I'm forever looking for a local place that gives both a really good massage and HR for a reasonable price, seem to be able to find 2 out of 3 in most places, but never the trifecta
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About 20 minutes in I was given the signal to flip, and so began the fairly rushed, but enjoyable, oily HR. Technique was pretty good, but she got into jackhammering away far too soon, and was telling me I needed to cum fast about 2 minutes into the process, which is always a turn-off. - Ended up slipping a finger round back, which finished me off.
5 minutes remaining, so she towelled me down and finished with a nice head/shoulder massage, which was a nice touch. Ended up leaving in a positive attitude, so I'm leaving this review as positive as well - Though overall this was a very average experience.
