Morgan at House Of Divine, Victoria - Very Disappointing

[joshwinkers]

Met her a few weeks ago for half an hour but only posting now as I'm a bit paranoid about leaving a negative review. And Morgan herself was friendly and just my type, cute with huge tits, and I like the larger girl, plus beforehand I did a quick search for "Morgan Divine" on my phone and saw four positive reviews that came up here so thought I was in for a great time, but that wasn't the case sadly.

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To be fair it wasn't all bad, her owo's great, and looking back on it I should probably have just let her do that for half an hour, but stupidly as she'd been so fun and bubbly when we chatted before I thought it was going to be a great punt. But nope, that wasn't the case, I went to see her because she had DFK listed and the kissing was just shit, open mouthed and only once was there a hint of tongue, and I always had to ask her to kiss me, which was really disappointing. Secondly was the eye contact thing, I honestly don't think she should be working in this industry if she can't look at the bloke during sex, during mish and cowgirl her eyes remained shut, and she barely made a noise throughout the punt. She's not exactly tight either, and though I came in mish in the end it was a weak orgasm.

So yeah, no french kissing, no eye contact, and she never suggests anything or tries to be sexy, it honesty felt like shagging an ex when the relationship's all but over and you both know it but no one wants to admit it. She's a friendly girl, I liked chatting with her, but £80 for this level of service is taking the piss.

[Saltnpepper]

Thanks for the review OP sorry to hear about your shit time. I know the feeling exactly I've had a few of these and you feel proper let down especially after the amount of money you spent. Best way to deal with this is just look at it as a punt and hopefully HOD take heed of this review and better their service. She is on my list but of course it could change. On to the next mate.

[MysteryManNo.7]

I only saw her once back in I believe mid 2019 as part of my first ever threesome with her and her friend Frankie who has since long left HOD. Frankie was amazing and the threesome with both of them was excellent as they were very good friends and fully interacted: eating each other out, fingering, snogging etc.

It was great fun but I recall thinking I would not want to see Morgan one on one as I didn't find her too hot, though not ugly, and she was nowhere near as enthusiastic as her friend.

[ampithestud1]

Met her a few weeks ago for half an hour but only posting now as I'm a bit paranoid about leaving a negative review. And Morgan herself was friendly and just my type, cute with huge tits, and I like the larger girl, plus beforehand I did a quick search for "Morgan Divine" on my phone and saw four positive reviews that came up here so thought I was in for a great time, but that wasn't the case sadly.

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To be fair it wasn't all bad, her owo's great, and looking back on it I should probably have just let her do that for half an hour, but stupidly as she'd been so fun and bubbly when we chatted before I thought it was going to be a great punt. But nope, that wasn't the case, I went to see her because she had DFK listed and the kissing was just shit, open mouthed and only once was there a hint of tongue, and I always had to ask her to kiss me, which was really disappointing. Secondly was the eye contact thing, I honestly don't think she should be working in this industry if she can't look at the bloke during sex, during mish and cowgirl her eyes remained shut, and she barely made a noise throughout the punt. She's not exactly tight either, and though I came in mish in the end it was a weak orgasm.

So yeah, no french kissing, no eye contact, and she never suggests anything or tries to be sexy, it honesty felt like shagging an ex when the relationship's all but over and you both know it but no one wants to admit it. She's a friendly girl, I liked chatting with her, but £80 for this level of service is taking the piss.

Sounds terrible, sorry to hear but I'm not surprised by your comments at all. If you had read her reviews more carefully, including a few negatives and neutrals she has on here, it would've been clear that despite being a friendly girl she's mechanical, delivers mediocre OWO and isn't engaged in the act at all.

I had her on my HL for a while but decided not to see her because of this. Sounds like se is chatty (before and after) and has great natural tits but it takes a lot more than that to make sex enjoyable.

Good luck with the next one.

[LipLover]

... and her friend Frankie who has since long left HOD. Frankie was amazing

Ah, happy days! Frankie was indeed amazing, such a shame she is no longer around.

[joshwinkers]

Thanks for the review OP sorry to hear about your shit time. I know the feeling exactly I've had a few of these and you feel proper let down especially after the amount of money you spent. Best way to deal with this is just look at it as a punt and hopefully HOD take heed of this review and better their service. She is on my list but of course it could change. On to the next mate.

Cheers for that, but I doubt HoD will care to be honest, they've not responded to the other reviews, but at the very, very least they should take DFK off of her page if they've got even the slightest bit of integrity.

I only saw her once back in I believe mid 2019 as part of my first ever threesome with her and her friend Frankie who has since long left HOD. Frankie was amazing and the threesome with both of them was excellent as they were very good friends and fully interacted: eating each other out, fingering, snogging etc.

It was great fun but I recall thinking I would not want to see Morgan one on one as I didn't find her too hot, though not ugly, and she was nowhere near as enthusiastic as her friend.

See I really fancied her a huge amount, and I could have even forgiven the lack of french kissing if the sex had been enthusiastic and she made eye contact, but it really was one of the poorest fucks I've ever had.

Sounds terrible, sorry to hear but I'm not surprised by your comments at all. If you had read her reviews more carefully, including a few negatives and neutrals she has on here, it would've been clear that despite being a friendly girl she's mechanical, delivers mediocre OWO and isn't engaged in the act at all.

I had her on my HL for a while but decided not to see her because of this. Sounds like se is chatty (before and after) and has great natural tits but it takes a lot more than that to make sex enjoyable.

Good luck with the next one.

I definitely should have done more research, but it was a spur of the moment punt as I finished work earlier than I thought I would, and was able to get a booking on the day. I  was short on time and skimmed through "Morgan Divine" and saw four positives and thought that meant she'd be reliable. When I got home I used a couple of other search terms and saw all the neutral / negative and realised I'd fucked up, but in a strange way that made me feel a little better about the whole thing as it meant it wasn't just me she was poor with.

[Sugarspike]

Eye contact issue reported here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332877.msg3459491#msg3459491

[joshwinkers]

It's such a shame that HoD reviews don't work in the same way as Adultwork ones, and one click of the button would bring up all of the girl's reviews, but I'm guessing it must be a huge pain in the arse coding wise.

[jimmyjohn]

Can vouch for this review. Similar experience. Had the same experience with Rose as well a couple months ago.

[Duron]

Ah. I've been seeing Morgan about 6 times since she started in MKE around March 2017. I've always had a great experience with her, except the once when she went for OW, rather than the usual OWO.

I guess it's just that sometimes two specific people might not click. I've had occasions when a popular girl didn't give me the same experience others have reportedly had.

Also, she recognizes me from before, so a continuing connection with the WG helps. I 'relate to her' like as if she's a work colleague up for some naughty - I've had many work colleagues I've never had the chance to get naughty with. So Morgan has fulfilled this without my even having to prime her.

Having said that, I haven't seen her since a year ago.
A revisit beckons ...

[Munter84]

It's such a shame that HoD reviews don't work in the same way as Adultwork ones, and one click of the button would bring up all of the girl's reviews, but I'm guessing it must be a huge pain in the arse coding wise.

What you can do is type the girl's HoD profile number into the search bar (in this case, 3249) and that brings up the reviews that quote the correct profile URL.

There are some girls who this wouldn't work for properly (for example if they've left and come back under a new ID).

[bedhedred]

It's such a shame that HoD reviews don't work in the same way as Adultwork ones, and one click of the button would bring up all of the girl's reviews, but I'm guessing it must be a huge pain in the arse coding wise.

100% with you on this. I tried to advocate it, but I've been referred to the search box every time.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3534059

[joshwinkers]

What you can do is type the girl's HoD profile number into the search bar (in this case, 3249) and that brings up the reviews that quote the correct profile URL.

There are some girls who this wouldn't work for properly (for example if they've left and come back under a new ID).

Thanks for that, if I ever go back to HoD I'll definitely do that.

[StingRay]

It's such a shame that HoD reviews don't work in the same way as Adultwork ones, and one click of the button would bring up all of the girl's reviews, but I'm guessing it must be a huge pain in the arse coding wise.

HOD lists reviews, both AW and UKP on the girl's profile page but, naturally, they will only list positive reviews which, to be fair, most are. 

[Saltnpepper]

They are watching. Pretty shity from them though.

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[joshwinkers]

They are watching. Pretty shity from them though.

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Sigh. Yeah, that's disappointing to see. I know it's damage control on their front but I'd never go to see a woman without showering / shaving / washing my teeth, etc, beforehand, Plus I used mouthwash and don't smoke, and hadn't eaten between doing so, and I took a shower at HoD when there just to make sure, as I want the punt to go well as it possibly could, so for HoD to suggest it's down to my personal hygiene is pretty insulting. I'm not going to say I'll never return, but they'd have to hire someone who I was really attracted to and who had amazing reviews and no neutrals or negatives before I'd even begin to consider it after that response.

[Saltnpepper]

Don't worry about it, like you said it's "damage limitation" they trying to cover their back. Yeah she may not have provided certain services but body language goes along way these reviews catch up with them.

[MysteryManNo.7]

I noticed that tweet from HOD and also immediately thought damage control.

Of course everything the girls do is at their discretion but there's a huge difference between her refusing a service because a client is unhygienic, rude etc and just straight up lying about services she provides on her profile to attract business. Certain HOD girls have done this in the past such as stating OWO and DFK on their profile but then refusing to offer it as reported on here by multiple punters (Lucille).

[Fuzzyduck]

Having read my own review again (which probably still just about rates as neutral because of the head), I've concluded she's jaded with zero interest or passion in her job. I overheard words to that effect when I was waiting for her.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=370445

[joshwinkers]

Having read my own review again (which probably still just about rates as neutral because of the head), I've concluded she's jaded with zero interest or passion in her job. I overheard words to that effect when I was waiting for her.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=370445

I noticed that she's not scheduled at HoD this week, but is doing six days out of seven at Annabella's in MK, so it's not surprising she's jaded.

[Fuzzyduck]

I noticed that she's not scheduled at HoD this week, but is doing six days out of seven at Annabella's in MK, so it's not surprising she's jaded.

I hope she's got other career plans. I suspect she's not going to be someone who gets more attractive and better at sex as she gets older.

[MysteryManNo.7]

I noticed that she's not scheduled at HoD this week, but is doing six days out of seven at Annabella's in MK, so it's not surprising she's jaded.

There's a few girls I've seen that work almost all days between Annabella's and HOD and have done for years but still provide excellent service, Bunny (5 days this week) and Elizabeth (6) being prime examples.

It's clear from these reviews Morgan is jaded and maybe burned out. I understand escorting has to be physically and mentally exhausting but she needs to take a break or a holiday from escorting as she's not being fair to herself or her clients providing sub-par service when she's not into it.

[Saltnpepper]

There's a few girls I've seen that work almost all days between Annabella's and HOD and have done for years but still provide excellent service, Bunny (5 days this week) and Elizabeth (6) being prime examples.

It's clear from these reviews Morgan is jaded and maybe burned out. I understand escorting has to be physically and mentally exhausting but she needs to take a break or a holiday from escorting as she's not being fair to herself or her clients providing sub-par service when she's not into it.

Yep, if you're reading this HOD pass the word to Morgan maybe 😅