External Link/Members OnlyCommsAll by text; swift response from the maid. Time agreed all all was seemingly well.
Location / ArrivalI was ten minutes away when I got a call with the classic 'My landlord is coming round' bullshit from the maid. She advised me to go for a coffee and come half an hour later than planned. I turned the car around to pop for an errand then got a message a couple of minutes later saying 'Come now.' FFS.
Got to the location in a smallish, modern block of flats on a modern estate in Harraby, CA1 and texted.
Nothing.
Called. Nothing.
Long story short: got messed around and had to wait - looking very conspicuous - like a spare part for about 35 minutes with lots of 'Nearly ready' calls and texts etc. This all just made me very nervy as I must have looked dodgy in this quiet area, sitting there in the car and walking up and down checking my phone. It just took the excitement out of it and it no longer felt like a fun experience.
I fucking hate this shitty level of organisation. Either agree a time and make sure you're ready, or don't. If someone else calls, tell them that they will have to wait until later!
The GirlEventually got into the flat which was very dark, and straight away I could tell that the girl wasn't very happy. Clearly not the girl in the pics - older for a start. Maybe 40s - and very serious. She didn't smile once. Her English was OK (i.e. the odd missing word but she could communicate well enough, albeit with some misunderstandings).
Now what pisses me off is when you arrange things by text, then you arrive and the girl has no idea what you have agreed with the maid. She had texted me about an assisted shower which I liked the sound of, but she had no idea. I mentioned it and I think she thought I meant that I wanted a shower at the end, as she mentioned it later, when the meet was finishing.
So this girl was very serious and didn't give any impression of enjoying her job. This is where I get worried about trafficking. In the time while I was waiting, I saw a geezer coming and going, and indeed, he left the block just as I was told I could come in. Pimp? I dunno.
I should mention that, if he was the pimp and not a customer, then I didn't see anyone else leaving (I parked in a place with a good view of the door) so I can't quite figure out why I had to wait. Maybe the girl was showing resistance or something? Either way, I don't like it.
The girl is small and very thin. She has tiny tits which I actually liked. I groped them a lot during the meet and she didn't show any resistance (she didn't show any enthusiasm either). Unfortunately she also has pubes. Not a big bush but the pubes are there nonetheless.
The MeetSo it turns out that the girl has full sex, OWO and CIM available - despite the advert being for massage and most boxes being unticked. However, I'd booked for a massage and had even paid by the time I found this out, so I stuck with the massage.
I lay on my back and she just wanked me off straight away. She used oil which I always think worsens a handjob but anyway, she did lots of gentle strokes on my body and gave a reasonable handjob, after which I just got her to massage me - basic, untrained, crap massage really.
The Short VersionMessed around
Waited around
Disinterested (trafficked?) girl
Girl had pubes
Waste of time
