I recently came across
Biluk's review of Lisa at Suzy Massage in Chorley, which sounded good.
Suzy Massage advertises on Gumtree, currently here:
External Link/Members Only and is otherwise easy to find as well.
I texted them around 9am and booked a one hour massage with Lisa later in the morning. I arrived at exactly the right time, rang the bell (busy street as noted also by Biluk but not a problem for me either) and was let in after just a few seconds. The woman who opened the door was not attractive: around 40 and neither slim nor pretty. Probably around 5'2" tall; big face. I told her I had a booking with Lisa. She nodded and showed me into one of the massage rooms. I was thinking,
hoping, that a younger, less frumpy model might come in soon to give the massage, but that wasn't the case. I thought I'd just go with the flow; I was pretty sure this wasn't Lisa, but maybe her skills would be good. I paid her £40, got undressed in front of her (doesn't bother me at all) and laid down.
This won't be a long review, as the massage was shit
The woman frequently replied to texts so she often had only one hand to massage me with
To be fair, things did look up when she reached my inner thighs, around 30 minutes into the session. Her technique had me pretty hard pretty quickly. She suggested B2B for £40, which I declined. I asked her for HE and offered her £20. She asked me to pay her immediately, which is possibly the first time ever I've experienced that. Weird. But whatever. Her HJ technique was OK though a bit too light and fast for my liking.
Another weird thing: after I'd cum she didn't clean me up or even offer me a tissue. Instead, she proceeded to give a half arsed leg massage for another 5 minutes and then announced we were done. This was exactly 40 minutes into the hour I'd booked. Oh, and when I got up she ripped up the paper towel I'd been on and handed me a few square pieces to use as tissues while I washed my tackle by the sink in the corner of the room
As I said, she wasn't attractive and her effort was rubbish so I decided there was no point in trying to argue about the time. Her English seemed almost non-existent as well so pointless in that respect too.
A clear red if ever there was one.
