Author Topic: Fear and Loathing in Edinburgh Part 2 - Judy Massage - Edinburgh  (Read 3862 times)


3 review(s) for X Judy Massage X (0 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by mrfishyfoo]

Offline mattmorgan

Part 2 of my "i'm having a bad day let's pick a couple at random and see what happens" meets

time - 1 hour mins this week

comms - Answers texts quite quick but you need to phone to book the meeting

Flat - Clean Safe and in a really nice quiet street in city centre. I liked the flat the most out of this meeting

price - 80

Lady - Advert photos are accurate

Massage, Sex

Meeintg - Like Part 1 another lady who just wasn't into it was resulted in me kind of giving up halfway though. Pretty much no touching allowed really.

There are some amazing lines in her advert like Enema offered but i think the one about her being a nurse is correct. I now know what it feels like to under go a bed bath  from a gruff Eastern Bloc staff nurse.

"I am playful, kind, playful" - I would have to dispute this.

As a random side note i think if you are about 65/70 there must be guys out there who never get the courage to do this then i think this would be a good introductory lady for you to meet. Nothing too crazy goes on and you will come ane be on your way well under time.

I would put stern but i think gruff is the word.

There were a couple of points where i felt like making my excuses and going but i am glad this one was bad enough to get me off punting. For how long who knows but i hope that's me done now.

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mattmorgan - roger, over and out  :music: :wacko:
« Last Edit: April 21, 2023, 08:36:46 pm by mattmorgan »

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Offline Massagetugga

Yikes


A person does have to ask why you’d pick this SP mattmorgan.

I think I’d have to be stuck in Siberia with no other options

Offline oddson1970

l have to agree with the other posters here....its as if you were setting yourself up for a bad punt by picking a right munter

Offline mills_and_bhuna

Had to read this around 4 times but still trying to decipher it.
So it seems that the OP is beating himself up about his (addiction??) to paid sex and going out of his way to secure as horrific a booking as he can to condition himself to reject any future urges.
But then he says that she would be a good introduction for first timers  :scare:
Confused.com :unknown:

Offline Massagetugga

Had to read this around 4 times but still trying to decipher it.
So it seems that the OP is beating himself up about his (addiction??) to paid sex and going out of his way to secure as horrific a booking as he can to condition himself to reject any future urges.
But then he says that she would be a good introduction for first timers  :scare:
Confused.com :unknown:

I think he just means that if you might be an elderly gent unfamiliar with punting that you’re not going to feel intimidated by a way out of your league hottie. That definitely wouldn’t happen with this SP.

Got to agree it is like the OP is setting out to be disappointed with a recent punt or two.

Maybe we should all adopt the strategy. Then a few good parts of a meet among general disappointment will feel great  :lol:
« Last Edit: April 22, 2023, 05:16:56 pm by Massagetugga »

Offline the fitter

Part 2 of my "i'm having a bad day let's pick a couple at random and see what happens" meets

time - 1 hour mins this week

comms - Answers texts quite quick but you need to phone to book the meeting

Flat - Clean Safe and in a really nice quiet street in city centre. I liked the flat the most out of this meeting

price - 80

Lady - Advert photos are accurate

Massage, Sex

Meeintg - Like Part 1 another lady who just wasn't into it was resulted in me kind of giving up halfway though. Pretty much no touching allowed really.

There are some amazing lines in her advert like Enema offered but i think the one about her being a nurse is correct. I now know what it feels like to under go a bed bath  from a gruff Eastern Bloc staff nurse.

"I am playful, kind, playful" - I would have to dispute this.

As a random side note i think if you are about 65/70 there must be guys out there who never get the courage to do this then i think this would be a good introductory lady for you to meet. Nothing too crazy goes on and you will come ane be on your way well under time.

I would put stern but i think gruff is the word.

There were a couple of points where i felt like making my excuses and going but i am glad this one was bad enough to get me off punting. For how long who knows but i hope that's me done now.

Link - External Link/Members Only

mattmorgan - roger, over and out  :music: :wacko:
Maybe you are needing to change your style of punting, why don't you save all these cheepo punts, until you have a decent pot, and go for something a bit higher in the market, most of the SPs you are going for, would to me, be pump and dump. If it's a good experience you are looking for, then you need to widen your scope. I think we all reach points, in our punting career, where we need to go down a different road.

Offline mattmorgan

thanks for all the advice you are all pretty much right, and have replied on another thread that i am taking a proper break off this.

it is maybe like online gambling where yes this is amazing then you find yourself just placing ridiculous and random bets to see what happens.

it would be interesting to see if anyone else is getting to this stage or if it's just me that's feeling like this

it was never the price of the punt that i was going by it was seeing what other ladies were different to everyone else. most of the profiles you can scroll through and i am not interested because have seen someone similar before or have seen them before. i don't think i am setting myself up to fail a lot of my reviews have been positive apart from a few recently. a few times as well i wouldn't normally even put up the review but it should hopefully save someone from going ahead with what will be a crap booking. i find the negative reviews and neutral ones from other people really helpful and overall i think this site is doing a great job.

thanks