External Link/Members OnlyAfter all the rave reviews I tried to book Brittney for a 1 hour incall meet in Cardiff. The communications were the worst I've ever experienced with any working girl in the AW era. I can only assume that a) she's thicker than a legal aid lawyers folder or (more likely) b) she was exchanging text messages with 10 different blokes at the same time.
I was very polite and clear and requested time day and duration which she confirmed. There then followed a series of bizarre text messages along the lines of ok see you tomorrow at 9? No. Ok see you at 1. Fuckig hell. No. When she eventually got the time right on her 4th text she then asked me how long I wanted even though I'd told her in the first text. At this point I considered blowing her out but politely said 1 hour incall. We then agreed that I'd put in a booking request via AW, which I did.
Day of the booking - prepped by cock and balls for the porn star look, getting dressed to go and she blew me out. Sent me some bullshit about something coming up blah blah fucking blah. Can we make it later? I couldn't make it later anyway due to existing commitments but by this stage even if I could I would have told her to fuck off and stop wasting my time.
I gather she's leaving the UK this weekend and not coming back. Even if she were she's pissed on her chips with me - I don't care if her shit doesn't smell. If you are going to tour get your shit together, don't take the piss and don't waste people's time.