External Link/Members OnlyI couldn't decide between Positive and Neutral on this one. So, you'll have to make your own minds up. I can't tell you the girls name. She did say... but I've forgotten it. I think it was Eva... or something like that.
The place is easy to find. It's on Chesterfield Road in Brampton. It's on Google Maps and there's plenty of street parking around. I parked on Bank Street only a few yards from their back door.
The entrance is weird. You go through a shop door only to find the tiny 'reception' area is almost filled up with a washing machine, clothes horse and 1960's type deckchair. On the wall, there's a small whiteboard with the number for a local taxi company written on it. As you open the door to go in, it knocks a small bell. You've got to hope they hear it as there's no other way to let them know you've arrived.
A few moments after I arrived, the door through to the rest of the building opened and I was met by a slim Chinese lady in her mid 40s. She really is small. Snow White would have turned her down! The flat blue fluffy slippers didn't help her look any taller, but if she measured 5ft tall, she was standing on a box.
I was shown upstairs and after the money had changed hands, the window blind was closed and I was left to take my clothes off. £45 for a 1hr massage.
The room was dimly lit and it was barely warm enough. I did consider walking away, but thought I'd stick it out. Plus, I'd already paid by this time.
The massage was okay. But that was the problem. It was just 'okay'. It was the sort of massage where you could fall asleep and not notice that she was still going.
After the back massage, she made a brief attempt to massage my legs. After that, there was a couple of minutes of very obvious CC swipes and almost-but-not-quite reach unders.
Then I turned over, she took hold of my cock and the old question was asked "you want me to massage that?" In the end, £50 was agreed for B2B and a handjob. I could have haggled her down, but I really couldn't be arsed. She took her clothes off and while she took my cock in one had she directed a boob into my mouth with the other. She was happy to let my hands roam anywhere I wanted.
There wasn't anything that was actually bad about the massage. It's just that the massage was a bit bland. The B2B didn't exactly last long and the handjob was quite limp and nothing special. She didn't mind a good groping.... but the whole experience was just forgettable. I also found the near constant 'oh baby' moans and comments annoying after a while.
Eventually I finished, she cleaned me up and I had a couple of minutes of head massage before I left.
Would I go back?
Long answer.... nothing was bad. Everything agreed was offered. The whole experience was just too forgettable.
Short answer. No.
