Regular readers will know I've reviewed "Katja" previously as a strong Positive, and an "Outstanding punt."
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only I saw her another time between that review and this, which was again an excellent outing - all sorts of shenanigans including an extended period of her grinding her snatch into my face in RO, with a couple of fingers deep up her arse, before another explosive finish.
Sadly, this third punt feels like it's in line with the advice "never meet your heroes, as they'll disappoint you" - except in this case it's "never meet an SP a third time, as it's always a let-down..." That seems to be the same, so many times over with so many SPs.
One hour. Supposed to be full service as previously. £100.
This time things started OK; lots of "naughty / sexy boy" comments, and she was looking good in a red lacy one-piece. On with the excessively oily massage as always, and the saggy tits that somehow always seem so much fun, and a fine time had all round in the face-down position. I tried to turn over a couple of times, to get a better look and get hands on with her (which she's always been up for previously) but was firmly lain down again for more massage.
On the turn, things took a turn for the worse. Firstly, as I turned over to have my front dealt with - and rock hard by now as she's always got me - her phone goes off and she jumps off to get involved in a text exchange. This goes on for several minutes, while I try to stay interested and hard.
When she finally comes back to the action, the heat's gone off a bit and I need some re-invigoration - but instead of getting back into the flow she starts telling me off that I've "gone soft." You'd think, as a seasoned SP, she'd know that's how dicks work?! Anyway, she's busy telling the old man off, slapping him and hoping that might work, and the phone goes again; more texting etc.
It turns out (her English is getting better these days, so could at least explain) that it's some domestic problem, so I'm patient and a bit more understanding while she deals with it. I tried to communicate something to her via Google Translate (at which point she shouts she's Russian, not Khazak (so that blows that little exotic myth as well)) but it doesn't help.
She finally finishes dealing with it, and starts telling me off again (now a full 10 minutes later with zero action) for having gone off the boil. I suggest a BJ but that's apparently a problem - she huffily drags herself off the bed and grabs a condom out of the wardrobe, then comes back and there's some unconvincing OW. So I suggest sex - and she starts demanding more money (£120 for the hour, rather than £100 all-in previously) I say I haven't got more, so eventually she gets yet another condom and climbs on top. I don't last long as I can't be bothered now, and when we're done I get up for a shower - only to find out the water is off in the whole building.
Those who have seen her will know how uncomfortable the return drive to my hotel was, dripping as I was with Putin's finest
If you've read my previous report you'll see a stark difference; previously we're talking the whole FBSM gig, with multiple bouts of OWO & edging, RO, sex in multiple positions, and bits of rimming and prostate massage / arse penetration on her along the way. Really good bouts of dirty action, hence the previous "outstanding punt" review.
This time the usual FBSM, but far too many distractions and diversions on her part; no OWO; no RO; no PM / fingering etc; really reluctant BJ and terrible cowgirl sex (I've lasted 10-15 minutes that way in the past, at the end of a session, but this time it was just awful.) Plus asking for another twenty quid, when previously the cash has just changed hands and the dogs of war have been unleashed without a second thought or any comment.
Would I return? No way. The first two punts were great, this was utterly crap.
What is it with so many SPs when it comes to multiple visits? You'd think they'd be pleased to have a regular punter for a bunch of good reasons: they know they're safe; they won't have timewasters and no-shows; they don't have to take time to get to know what you like.... all in all, money for old rope after a while - but so many of them seem to think this is the signal to take the piss and get lazy.
The only exceptions I've found to this rule are Ruby (
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Shame really. Not much else going on in this area, so back to square one again unless anyone has any other suggestions (not Russian or Thai) in that area?
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