External Link/Members OnlyMeet DID NOT happen January 2023.
PreambleHave been sitting on this review for a couple of months now, basically because I wanted to give the SP a fair chance to make up for an abandoned booking due to fudged comms. At any rate I see her AW page is now down so that ship may have sailed, but I'm dropping a short non-review anyway for if/when she resurfaces. Googling her phone number brings up a website hit suggesting she's now active in Bedfordshire.
CommsI initially contacted this SP for a massage on the back of a crazyoz ad:
External Link/Members OnlyLana seemed very confused initially as she had no recollection of setting up this advert! She informed me that she now operates solely through AW, and lo and behold, I had actually shortlisted her already as a FS provider having never made the connection. How auspicious, eh? I happily upgraded the massage to an escort meet and booked a date.
This is basically where the story starts and ends. Lana is very insistent on receiving frequent confirmations that the meet is still going ahead - the day before, the morning of the meet, and then another text an hour before. I dutifully texted at each of these milestones. However, arriving 15 minutes early at her place and asking if she was ready, she messaged back that she hadn't received my last message, assumed the meeting was off and had gone out
A bit more back and forth followed, wherein I offered to hang around a little longer if she could make it back, and her responding with admittedly quite apologetic updates, albeit with her estimated time of arrival being pushed back each time. We spoke on the phone briefly, and when it became apparent she wouldn't make it in time for me to make my next appointment after, I called it quits. So, having schlepped halfway across London in the harsh January night, I proceeded to schlep back with blue balls.
The VenueNew build estate of high rise apartments in Wandsworth. Can't speak for the interior!
The LadySounded polite and cogent on the phone. Didn't meet.
The ActionNone.
DamageWas expecting FBSM for £100/hr, then I believe it would have been £150/hr for sex.
VerdictNegative. Would have been a generous low neutral giving full benefit of the doubt, however from other reviews I see Lana has form for this. I haven't ruled out meeting her if she resurfaces, but initial impressions are poor. Don't get your hopes up and have a nearby Plan B would be my advice.