External Link/Members OnlyThis was in February and I fancied something a bit nearer and more mature. TBH I was taken in by the professional looking pictures on AW, probably taken 15 years ago!
Things got off to a bad start. Arrived at postcode a few minutes before arranged time and messaged. Nothing.
Waited almost 15 mins and I was just about to drive off when a text arrived giving house number. Drove straight to property, a semi on a decent enough estate.
Concerned to see a camera bell pointing straight at me... and no response. Just a crazy dog barking!
Stood there a few minutes wondering why I'd done this!
Door answered by Blue who apologised for dog, who was at the kitchen door, snarling at me and clearly wanting blood!
Blue states her age as 52, which is probably accurate. She was about 5'4, not unattractive but did absolutely nothing to my appease my diminishing interest in the task ahead. She was friendly and chatty.
House was clearly home, neat and tidy.
Upstairs to bedroom and both naked. Some light kissing which, tbf, did become deeper as the time went on.
Uninspired OWO, with some fingering. That's when then the whole event was derailed along any chance of fucking... My fingers absolutely stank! Not a chance I was going any further south. Everything I touched had that freshly trawled aroma... End game!
We finished with a cuddle and a kiss goodbye, 15 minutes still left of the hour.
£120 for the hour, wasted!
I won't be returning.
A negative might be a little harsh but the whole thing of keeping me waiting, crazy dog and kipper fingers drove me to it!
