Author Topic: Milton Keynes Escorts - Mariah - Not my day YMMV  (Read 1344 times)

Offline jangothunderbang

This meet happened happened a few weeks ago, quite fancied the look of Mariah from the MKE twitter feed and reviews sounded pretty good so made sure to visit, had a subpar experience but think YMMV. Booked 45 minutes for £100

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Comms:
Called in the afternoon for an evening slot (so not as busy as the more popular girls in these houses), anyone familiar with MKE/Annabellas/HOD knows that comms are fairly reliable and there's usually someone available on short notice

Location
Fenny Stratford location, I did get a little lost as it was my first time visiting and that meant I was a few minutes late, let in by a maid who was really friendly and noone was bothered that I was a little late. Apartments are nice and I was led to a very nice, comfortable and spacious room so no complaints from me, waited on the bed for a few minutes while Mariah freshened up

Looks
Mariah walked in (can't remember what she was wearing, it soon came off) and she is definitely the girl in the photos and very attractive, has a Latin sex appeal for sure & I have a big thing for red lipstick so define tick for me, as others have mentioned she's very smiley throughout which adds to her appeal - closer to 36 than 26 I would say. She's also very fit, almost gym fit (although she said she doesn't work out much) but does have some noticeable loose skin around the waist, possibly from childbirth ? May not be a preference for some. She should also fire her surgeon as those bolt-ons are too obvious & balloon like, lastly her ass, whilst it certainly has some volume and jiggle, I found a bit boxy - I personally prefer a more rounded derriere

Photos at the bottom from the website for archiving purposes + some twitter pics which I think are better representatives

The Deed
Personally I think I caught her at a bad time, maybe it was because it was near the end of her day, or that she was only working a few more days before visiting back home, or even that YMMV. But she just didn't seem that up for it, and just generally quite tired throughout. I do think based on other reviews you find of her, that she could be a really good punt if you catch her at the right time, she certainly moves her hips nicely and says the right things, but her actions didn't follow - for one, there was no DFK, it was more LFK and very brief. Her BJ tekkers were good, not toothy and semi-deep, paid due attention to the balls, not much eye contact though. On with the dom and we ride missionary at first, the fake noises were a bit off-putting, quite obviously fake, then turned around into doggy where I pounded away until I finished in the bag (and she finished with an awful fake orgasm herself, wouldn't win an oscar for that performance).

Afterwards she cleaned me off with wet wipes and cleaned herself up, all-in-all including my being 5 minutes late we're probably 25 minutes into the punt, after 5 minutes of chit-chat (where she mentioned she was going back home soon), it was clear to me that there wasn't much more fun or intimacy to be had, and I just didn't fancy spending the next 15 minutes chatting, so I got dressed and left, she gave me a peck on the lips and a little grope and told me to come back soon, although suffice to say I don't think the event really warrants a revisit any time soon.

Conclusion

I've rated this a neutral as there just wasn't much intimacy / eye-contact with her throughout, not much kissing (none during the actual sex), and just generally lacked any real passion - maybe we just didn't click or she was having an off evening, I personally got the impression that she was tired after a long day/week perhaps and I caught her at the end of a long shift, I'm unlikely to come back any time soon.

Not the first/last time I've been with a WG at the Annabellas/HOD/MKE group, 4 in total so far but I don't think there's too much value adding reviews for these girls though as they're already fairly well reviewed here (easy to see why Jess & Bunny are crowd favourites). There are many other WGs from HOD/MKE/Annabellas I'd still like to see, I find it really convenient and good value compared to some WGs who charge £200 ph despite only having limited reviews and services  :scare: however I am getting a little weary of the routineness that I find with these high volume shops, so the next few punts will likely be with indies who are well reviewed here and can provide a more personalised service 

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I've amended the thread subject again. Perhaps you haven't seen this updated rule:

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A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking. A meeting does not need to occur, and money does not need to change hands. The only criteria are that she had accepted the initial booking. Members can post more than one review about an SP, but touting will result in a ban. Reviews are allowed up to 6 months ( for new members, this rule is currently relaxed to 12 months)after the event(positive or negative)
Only one sex worker can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency/establishment/ brothel. The exception is sex parties, duos etc. and massage establishments where providers do not have names.
Reviews must contain a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).
No abbreviations of establishments in the title of a review.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2023, 12:50:51 am by GingerNuts »

Offline jangothunderbang

I've amended the thread subject again. Perhaps you haven't seen this updated rule:

Noted thanks, I'll remember for next time!
« Last Edit: March 11, 2023, 12:53:58 am by jangothunderbang »

Offline anonymouse72

36!! No way. I saw her at House of Divine in London and she's never 36.