Maria (?) - Long Life Spa - Edinburgh

[WorldExplorer]

Link: Google says this is the website, but not working right now External Link/Members Only

Thought I would visit given the recent hubbub.

30 minutes was £35 + £20 HJ. I think the website, when I checked it last week, did say £30 for HH, but oh well. Visit was last week. Saw the new girl Maria I think?

Girl is pretty enough, probably mid-30s Chinese, nice tits, access was allowed. Very sub-average massage followed by very average HJ. Usual Chinese-style jackhammering, like trying to get the last bits out of a ketchup bottle to try to finish me -- that's not gonna work!

Neutral because everything was average, but in current times in Edinburgh £55 total to get your rocks off isn't the worst value out there.

WIR? I'd hate myself a little bit, but probably would.

[Massagetugga]

Surely the website (link not working for me) wouldn’t say anything about happy endings?

[WorldExplorer]

  Correct - but presumably the website would say something about the Half Hour (HH) massage price. When it was working. Which it still isn't.

[Massagetugga]

Correct - but presumably the website would say something about the Half Hour (HH) massage price. When it was working. Which it still isn't.

Ah got it now I must’ve been mixing up HH’s and HJ’s! 

[nike]

Ah got it now I must’ve been mixing up HH’s and HJ’s! 

I read it same as you.

@op , do you know if more was on offer, bj or full service?

[Scotty]

Not a place that I have ever visited. I live in the centre of Edinburgh and have often passed it. It has an enterance direct from a very busy main road pavement and is well signed, it looks like what it is.

With my luck I would be spotted from a pssing bus or car.

You have it all wrong dear, I was looking for relief from the trapped nerve that I never told you about, honestly, now put down the knife!

[Massagetugga]

Not a place that I have ever visited. I live in the centre of Edinburgh and have often passed it. It has an enterance direct from a very busy main road pavement and is well signed, it looks like what it is.

With my luck I would be spotted from a pssing bus or car.

You have it all wrong dear, I was looking for relief from the trapped nerve that I never told you about, honestly, now put down the knife!

IMO some legit little Chinese massage/medicine set up’s don’t look all that different but I hear you nonetheless.

What gets me is how the place gets away with it ok. Seems like there would be no reason why a couple of Thai’s couldn’t be doing the same from a new shop but that hasn’t happened. Compo, the guy with the Chinese missus obviously felt he was able to get away with it ok too.