Samira - Deluxe Massage, Old Gloucester St

[dross]

I don't believe for one second that noone on here has sampled this gorgeous lady given the photos that are provided on DeluxeMassage... can anyone spill the beans? What was on offer, anyone, please? TIA
 

External Link/Members Only

Hidden Image/Members Only
Hidden Image/Members Only

[Stevelondon]

Not had the pleasure myself.

But once again, beauty (in this case stated gorgeous) is definitely in the eye of the beholder.

I'm not saying she is unattracrive mind you. Just something awkward looking about her. 

[zoeh01]

I'm with SteveLondon on that. In the second picture she looks reasonably attractive but in the first she looks like she has some kind of degenerative illness.
Each to their own of course, but not for me at all.

 

[bigden40]

Looking at the therapists list …


… has anyone seen:

Solange
Mia
Jessica
Barbie
Maya
Toya
Ella

Unless my search skills have failed me none of these have been reported on.

[dross]

it's the second pic that I rate her, the first is just tits that I want my cock between lol

[LLPunting]

it's the second pic that I rate her, the first is just tits that I want my cock between lol

The second has been heavily retouched around her face so you're fancying a fabrication.

Given your 5 years here, post and review history perhaps you should consider seeing these girls and posting up reviews.  You certainly seem to have been active and saying you'll review when you have a moment, seems like you've had plenty of moments to read here and search for punts.

[Barneypunt]

Saw her recently but haven’t written a review yet. Things are on offer but the things are pricey lol. B2B and BJ for an extra 150 apparently (I declined obviously)

Small skinny girl with fake tits big for her frame. Photos are touched up but not too dissimilar from her actual look

[dross]

The second has been heavily retouched around her face so you're fancying a fabrication.

Given your 5 years here, post and review history perhaps you should consider seeing these girls and posting up reviews.  You certainly seem to have been active and saying you'll review when you have a moment, seems like you've had plenty of moments to read here and search for punts.

I'm not in the smoke as much as I used to be thanks to covid so it's harder to make things happen, harder to stash cash in a more cashless society too and prices going up, ain't made of money man
That review is far too identifying sadly as much as I wanna shout about it
Gotta keep the eyes open to keep dreaming 

[LLPunting]

I'm not in the smoke as much as I used to be thanks to covid so it's harder to make things happen, harder to stash cash in a more cashless society too and prices going up, ain't made of money man
That review is far too identifying sadly as much as I wanna shout about it
Gotta keep the eyes open to keep dreaming 

How would your review be too identifying?

[dross]

Saw her recently but haven’t written a review yet. Things are on offer but the things are pricey lol. B2B and BJ for an extra 150 apparently (I declined obviously)

Small skinny girl with fake tits big for her frame. Photos are touched up but not too dissimilar from her actual look

thanks for the intel dude, that's what I was worried about, need to just not look at DM posts 

[dross]

How would your review be too identifying?

Because of what happened and what then happened afterward lol

[LLPunting]

Because of what happened and what then happened afterward lol

Are you talking about very specific sex services that aren't available to other punters?
Or are you talking about how she delivers her service to everyone?

[dross]

Are you talking about very specific sex services that aren't available to other punters?
Or are you talking about how she delivers her service to everyone?

Specifics that when added together make me stand out like a sore thumb (multiple things not mentioned anywhere else here with her), I can remove them obvs but then it's a review that IMO is pointless and half missing 

[LLPunting]

Specifics that when added together make me stand out like a sore thumb (multiple things not mentioned anywhere else here with her), I can remove them obvs but then it's a review that IMO is pointless and half missing 

So you won't review at all because you, per discretion, don't want to say all the specifics which in your mind would recommend her worth seeing.  So short of alluding to "marvels" here you're happy to tout her with an "I had an amzing time I can't possibly tell you about not guarantee is anything like her "normal" service if she doesn't fancy you like she did me".

[Atrueyorkie]

Specifics that when added together make me stand out like a sore thumb (multiple things not mentioned anywhere else here with her), I can remove them obvs but then it's a review that IMO is pointless and half missing 

Hmm it’s always gonna be a ymmv factor, that’s the punting game.

A review is a review. As long as you describe the basic things, looks, in this case massage technique I don’t see how it’d be a pointless review.

[Buenos2006]

Saw her recently but haven’t written a review yet. Things are on offer but the things are pricey lol. B2B and BJ for an extra 150 apparently (I declined obviously)

Small skinny girl with fake tits big for her frame. Photos are touched up but not too dissimilar from her actual look

Can’t see your review yet?! Any further intel would be useful as I’m thinking of booking.

[Stevelondon]

Saw her recently but haven’t written a review yet. Things are on offer but the things are pricey lol. B2B and BJ for an extra 150 apparently (I declined obviously)

Small skinny girl with fake tits big for her frame. Photos are touched up but not too dissimilar from her actual look

It’s taken a while for this review to be written.

[Barneypunt]

Can’t see your review yet?! Any further intel would be useful as I’m thinking of booking.

That’s literally all the info lol. All I did was a massage because I refused the extras. What else do you want?

[Buenos2006]

That’s literally all the info lol. All I did was a massage because I refused the extras. What else do you want?

A review. Given that’s the point of the site. On your comment above you said: “Saw her recently but haven’t written a review yet”.  Those words generally indicate you were intending to leave a review don’t they?!

[Barneypunt]

A review. Given that’s the point of the site. On your comment above you said: “Saw her recently but haven’t written a review yet”.  Those words generally indicate you were intending to leave a review don’t they?!

Changed my mind.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Changed my mind.

 

[Stevelondon]

Changed my mind.

What the fuck !!!!

Jeez mate.   I haven’t been a member here for all that long compared to others. But even I get the philosophy of this site.
I don’t think you do.

[Atrueyorkie]

You can’t force someone to review something if he doesn’t want to! Put your pitchforks down

He’s contributed a lot of good reviews in a short space of time.

Like he said, he changed his mind. There’s probably a valid reasoning for that. I certainly know there were reviews i with hindsight wouldn’t have posted.

[Stevehgl3]

Ha, the maid at Deluxe got offended when I ask if the girls she recommended had any extras, and highlighting it was an authentic massage service 

[Atrueyorkie]

Ha, the maid at Deluxe got offended when I ask if the girls she recommended had any extras, and highlighting it was an authentic massage service 

Where are your brain cells? Of course they would likely respond that way, it’s more a utc and wsws with those guys.

I can only assume you didn’t research prior to doing that as if you were to you’d know if you was to discuss that at all it would firstly be directly with the masseuse and preferably in person

You’ve definitely just blacklisted yourself there. Nobody is gonna be available to you anymore.

[Stevehgl3]

Where are your brain cells? Of course they would likely respond that way, it’s more a utc and wsws with those guys.

I can only assume you didn’t research prior to doing that as if you were to you’d know if you was to discuss that at all it would firstly be directly with the masseuse and preferably in person

You’ve definitely just blacklisted yourself there. Nobody is gonna be available to you anymore.

My brain cells are in the right place thanks, are yours? Most maids tell you if there’s extras or not, so it’ll be crazy being blacklisted by asking a perfect valid question. For a site listing plenty of masseuse that provides extras, it seems crazy they get offended when they perfectly know most of their masseuse do. In any case I don’t mind getting blacklisted, pleeeeenty of agencies around  providing 100% clarity of what you get before booking…

[Atrueyorkie]

My brain cells are in the right place thanks, are yours? Most maids tell you if there’s extras or not, so it’ll be crazy being blacklisted by asking a perfect valid question. For a site listing plenty of masseuse that provides extras, it seems crazy they get offended when they perfectly know most of their masseuse do. In any case I don’t mind getting blacklisted, pleeeeenty of agencies around  providing 100% clarity of what you get before booking…

Key word “most”.

I asked as you if your screws are loose as you must either be new or not done enough research. Every review from that site mentions that they asked the actual masseuse in person. Why would you after reading reviews then detract from the norm and do something like that.

You assess each company/person differently. Don’t care what you’re normally accustomed too.

If you also researched you’d also see that not all of them do. So it’s hit and miss.

It’s a wsws scenario. Hence the confusion why you go all guns blazing upfront.

Have you ever thought they don’t want to want to say everyone or some do extras. Have you thought about how it could potentially affect their image.

If you’re getting shut down by the maid, the gatekeeper, you’re coming across as dodgy. Do you really think she’s gonna now do you any favours?

These are basic things to not only grasp but consider

[Stevelondon]

You can’t force someone to review something if he doesn’t want to! Put your pitchforks down

He’s contributed a lot of good reviews in a short space of time.

Like he said, he changed his mind. There’s probably a valid reasoning for that. I certainly know there were reviews i with hindsight wouldn’t have posted.

Thank you oh protector of the weak. 
Pitchfork put back in garden shed.


But just to add. Going off the number of good reviews he has given in a short space of time. His post above is just about the same length as any of them.
So in effect. It wouldn’t have taken him much longer to post a review as write that post. 

[Stevehgl3]

Key word “most”.

I asked as you if your screws are loose as you must either be new or not done enough research. Every review from that site mentions that they asked the actual masseuse in person. Why would you after reading reviews then detract from the norm and do something like that.

You assess each company/person differently. Don’t care what you’re normally accustomed too.

If you also researched you’d also see that not all of them do. So it’s hit and miss.

It’s a wsws scenario. Hence the confusion why you go all guns blazing upfront.

Have you ever thought they don’t want to want to say everyone or some do extras. Have you thought about how it could potentially affect their image.

If you’re getting shut down by the maid, the gatekeeper, you’re coming across as dodgy. Do you really think she’s gonna now do you any favours?

These are basic things to not only grasp but consider

Does it upset you that people don’t think like you? Does it make you feel smarter calling people stupid for doing things you would’t do? You can just let it go you know? I already told you I couldn’t care less what the maid says, I couldn’t care less about being blacklisted by 1 out of 1000 massage sites in London. You maid your point and I made mine already. Why do you bother replying again? Get a life man

[Atrueyorkie]

Does it upset you that people don’t think like you? Does it make you feel smarter calling people stupid for doing things you would’t do? You can just let it go you know? I already told you I couldn’t care less what the maid says, I couldn’t care less about being blacklisted by 1 out of 1000 massage sites in London. You maid your point and I made mine already. Why do you bother replying again? Get a life man

What are you smoking  you reply and don’t expect me to answer haha. Welcome to the internet

Where did I ask if I cared if it people like me or not this site  how’s that relevant to your dumb opening remark. Believe it or not, when I come off this site, I don’t think whether or not you reply. Shock horror!

Your opening was dumb, you’re unlikely to get a booking and I told you why. Not much more to that really

[Atrueyorkie]

Thank you oh protector of the weak. 
Pitchfork put back in garden shed.


But just to add. Going off the number of good reviews he has given in a short space of time. His post above is just about the same length as any of them.
So in effect. It wouldn’t have taken him much longer to post a review as write that post. 

Thanks mate i do try    Yeah i hear what your saying 

[Stevehgl3]

What are you smoking  you reply and don’t expect me to answer haha. Welcome to the internet

Where did I ask if I cared if it people like me or not this site  how’s that relevant to your dumb opening remark. Believe it or not, when I come off this site, I don’t think whether or not you reply. Shock horror!

Your opening was dumb, you’re unlikely to get a booking and I told you why. Not much more to that really

Better to come across as dumb than a twat…

[Stevelondon]

Thanks mate i do try    Yeah i hear what your saying 

Now now. Ya big softy 

[Stevelondon]

Better to come across as dumb than a twat…

I have to say. I love that word “Twat”
So much more friendly than “Cunt” for instance.   

[Buenos2006]

I have to say. I love that word “Twat”
So much more friendly than “Cunt” for instance.   

Really? I think I’d rather be called a “Cunt” than a “Twat”.

Cunt in some cases has come to be used as a term of endearment as in “Alright, Cunt?”. Or at least that’s what I tell myself when people are calling me a cunt.