Lucy Northern Belles - Sheffield December 22

[Scuderia Fan]

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Cost

£130 for a 60 minute incall.

Communications

Organised with a Northern Belles receptionist. All ok.

Location

Well documented apartment near the Wicker, Sheffield. Comfortable enough and with nearby parking

Looks and Personality

The girl in the single NB pic is her. She's very much a girl next door type who I'd say is mid to late 30's

Meeting

Where to start? I'd made a booking with another Northern Belles escort who cancelled on me. I had a look who was available and Lucy was the only lady who I fancied seeing but with just one pic and no feedback online I knew it was a bit of a punt.

I arrived at the flat to find her hiding behind the door. She was friendly enough with pleasant looks too. She went to kiss me but straight away I noticed an awful taste of smoke. Seriously, how difficult is it to brush your teeth and or use mouthwash?

We went into the bedroom where she asks what I want. I'm then told that under no circumstances does she offer CIM despite this being listed on her profile. And as I type this, it still is! Even though she said she needs to get this removed asap.

She starts with OWO which was fine. We then go for reverse O before I notice a strong odour of piss and sweat! So I tell her she needs to take a shower. This is the first time I've ever done this and I felt pretty awkward in asking her too. To her credit she did. She came back a few minutes later looking a little sheepish to tell me she's been on a break. That's fine, but there are no excuses for poor hygiene. Whilst she was in the shower I send a quick text to the receptionist telling her I'm unimpressed and she says she'll speak to me afterwards.

Long story short we eventually get round to oral and doggy. Round two didn't happen.

I leave and call the receptionist and we agree I'll speak to one of the owners called Rachel. Previously I had the worst punt of my entire life with a Northern Belles escort in Sheffield and when I spoke to Rachel on that occasion she resolved things professionally. I was going to write a scathing review but she retired very quickly afterwards. Later in the evening I get a text from her telling me she'll be in touch. Sadly to date this has not happened. I have however spoken to the other owner over a different matter. I gave her my feedback on Lucy. But I feel that I wasted my time. There was no ownership, and the response could have been more professional. I was left with the impression that I wasn't taken seriously. Apparently they state if their escorts smoke or not and "no amount of mouth wash will help". I also pointed out that CIM is stated on her profile and that's still not been removed. So beware! I know Fishyfoo has also pointed out in a recent post that Belles escorts don't always deliver services on their profile.

It's a shame really because Lucy seemed a nice girl, but she really needs to get the basics right. There's no way on earth she'd showered that day! So I've decided to give Belles a break for a while I've used them a lot recently but recent experiences have been really hit and miss with more misses than hits. When I have more time I'll write two or three more reviews for them including another red card unfortunately.


Would I recommend - No.
Would I return - No.

[mushroom77]

i am planning to use them again soon, so wouldn't mind knowing who the other neg is?   

[markus666]

mmmmm I’ve had many good punts at Northern Belles and only a couple of bad ones over many years, but it’s sad to see standards seem to be slipping, there are a lot of negative reviews coming through and by the sound of it their management do not seem to be making the right noises to keep customers a bit happier 

[Scuderia Fan]

i am planning to use them again soon, so wouldn't mind knowing who the other neg is?   

I’ll message you as the review really needs to be read in context.

Funnily enough your review did Come up in conversation with Sarah. I did have every intention of seeing Lauren until I read your review. But your comments regarding ‘odour’ put me off. I mentioned this to her but she just shrugged it off and blamed the neutral review down to her being ‘au natural’.

[Scuderia Fan]

mmmmm I’ve had many good punts at Northern Belles and only a couple of bad ones over many years, but it’s sad to see standards seem to be slipping, there are a lot of negative reviews coming through and by the sound of it their management do not seem to be making the right noises to keep customers a bit happier 

Management could be more professional. Lucy was adamant that CIM was not offered. They said they’d talk to her but it’s still down on her list of likes. To me this is no better than a dodgy Romanian profile. I see in another review that Vanessa isn’t delivering the services in her profile too.

I’ve used Belles a lot in recent times but I’ll be sticking to tried and tested indies until I see a turnaround in their feedback. On the same day that I wrote this review I also wrote reviews for Casey May Jones who I’ve seen a few times and Sophie who I’ve seen Mayr 25 times. It dawned on me that no one I’ve seen at Belles is in the same league as either of those two which is a real shame.

[wristjob]

Management could be more professional. Lucy was adamant that CIM was not offered. They said they’d talk to her but it’s still down on her list of likes. To me this is no better than a dodgy Romanian profile. I see in another review that Vanessa isn’t delivering the services in her profile too.

I had this with Anna a year or so ago and it looks like her profile has CIM removed now but I think that's just the last couple of months. A big part of the appeal of NB is the services are listed which other agencies don't do.

Anyway I was going to book Lucy today, checked this out and no way.

[Scuderia Fan]

I had this with Anna a year or so ago and it looks like her profile has CIM removed now but I think that's just the last couple of months. A big part of the appeal of NB is the services are listed which other agencies don't do.

Anyway I was going to book Lucy today, checked this out and no way.

Wise move. Some of them have had photoshopped pics added to their profiles. I have to say Lucy’s is very flattering.

There’s been previous instances of ladies stating they have never offered services on their profiles. It’s obviously a scam by the owners. They can then hide behind the excuse that it’s all discretion only to lure punters in.

They don’t  deal with negative feedback well either. I’m pretty sure Sarah suffers from Asperger’s or is at least on the spectrum with some of the stuff she says without thinking.

Talking of Mya she once told me that “she’s no looker. She’s nothing to look at facially at all….”

Talking of Anna she said “She has good and bad days. Typical Polish”!

And when I once turned down a lady offered because she doesn’t have the best feedback, she snapped at me, “you don’t have good feedback either”!

More than one lady has commented to me how they don’t handle customers who are less than satisfied with poor service too. So I know it’s not just us who have had poor experiences. They do obviously have some good ladies otherwise I wouldn’t use them. But they seem to hire absolutely anyone who applies!

I’ve found getting the girls mobile numbers and booking directly with them better if she’s a good ‘un. Most of them are happy to pocket the £40 agency fee themselves! 😂

[wristjob]

Wise move. Some of them have had photoshopped pics added to their profiles. I have to say Lucy’s is very flattering.

There’s been previous instances of ladies stating they have never offered services on their profiles. It’s obviously a scam by the owners. They can then hide behind the excuse that it’s all discretion only to lure punters in.

They don’t  deal with negative feedback well either. I’m pretty sure Sarah suffers from Asperger’s or is at least on the spectrum with some of the stuff she says without thinking.

Talking of Mya she once told me that “she’s no looker. She’s nothing to look at facially at all….”

Talking of Anna she said “She has good and bad days. Typical Polish”!

And when I once turned down a lady offered because she doesn’t have the best feedback, she snapped at me, “you don’t have good feedback either”!

More than one lady has commented to me how they don’t handle customers who are less than satisfied with poor service too. So I know it’s not just us who have had poor experiences. They do obviously have some good ladies otherwise I wouldn’t use them. But they seem to hire absolutely anyone who applies!

I’ve found getting the girls mobile numbers and booking directly with them better if she’s a good ‘un. Most of them are happy to pocket the £40 agency fee themselves! 😂

I think it's typical of the industry really. All the independents and parlours embellish, photoshop pics, reduce ages etc and you think agencies will be better but they aren't really. NB put something down for services but I'd say it's optimistic to take it as 100% reliable.

In the past I'll admit I was really pissed off with them, but I think when you develop enough cynicism you accept it for how it is. Also really it is 80% the girl 20% the agency and at the moment NB seem to have picked up a couple of good girls and I try not to conflate them with the other girls. Generally things have got expensive the last few years so I've been less inclined to TOFTT and am less keen on 30 minute bookings which explains less reviews from me. Lucy would have been a rare TOFTT and if this review hadn't existed I'd have gone and wasted my cash so sorry for your experience and I owe you one, I will try and repay.

Punter feedback, OMG. I think if you are clean, you pay, you don't get violent isn't that about it? Ultimately a lot of cash is flowing in 1 direction so I figure if they aren't super entertained well, it's a job and most people don't do their job for entertainment.