Visited the place earlier today, & had the worst ever time of it compared to all my previous vists in the past.
Comms.
Called up while parking outside, to be told by mr massage to just push the door.
Meet
Met by pretty enough lady I'd guess to be in her early 40s, giving her name as Emily. Some thing in my brain recalled a previous review of her but I can't find it so far.
The massage began well enough, but pretty soon it was clear she was one of those massage one place endlessly girls while clearly not concentrating on the person beneath her hands. I was just on the verge of being about to say something when she finally moved to the legs. But this was also interspersed with more revisits to both the back and my arms, with little reach unders until just before I was asked to turn over around half hour into the visit.
Extras
After a couple of minutes of her glancing my stiffening phallus she asked the enevitable question, "Body to body?" adding "With blow job?" as I then had to find the usual £60 extras payment. I wish I hadn't bothered, as she sneakily slipped a rubber on my cock, & did a lousy job of the oral, my cock stiffening more out of hope than her talents. Even though she'd stripped, she kept her knickers on, and only used her tits to entertain mini me, removing the rubber only as she made it clear for me to continue the massage myself. She refused all attempts to delve inside of her knickers, kissing, or much more than a little titty rub over my cock, before eventually I gave up & tugged myself to conclusion; as much out of frustration & to give her some cleaning up to do as anything.
Overall, a firm negative. Not sure if she doesn't like working Sundays, was on the rag, or just tooka displike to me for some reason I can't fathom; but certainly won't be returnring to see her ever again.
So pissed off at the wasted money, I can't even be assed to go find a working curent link to the place; though it's so well reviewed, you all know the venue anyhow.
