Vanessa – Roses Retreat Prestwich
January 2023. £45/30 minutes.
External Link/Members Only TLDRI have had several above average sessions in the past few months, including a few at Roses. My good run was bound to end at some point. This might have shaded a neutral, but on reflection it’s a negative.
COMMSThis punt did not go well, for a number of reasons. Rang Roses and made a booking with Ashanti for early the following morning. To be fair, the receptionist said I should call around 9:15 on the day as Ashanti sometimes gets delayed sorting childcare. I did as I was asked and, sure enough, on calling I was told that Ashanti was not going to be in. Knowing this might happen I had Lauren as a plan B. She was on the rota but not available at the time I was looking for. “Kassy’s great” said the receptionist. “Why not try her?” I agreed to this, and rocked up at the allotted time only to be told that Kassy’s car had broken down, and her arrival time was unknown. Alex (who I had a “just about positive” meet with some months ago) was in the building but was booked up. I know shit happens, but this was ridiculous.
LOCATION/PREMISESRoses is a basic parlour located in an end terrace a minutes’ walk from Heaton Park Metrolink. Those of you who used to frequent Sandy’s back in the day, or visit GFE these days will probably find Roses pretty downmarket. It’s tidy enough though, and does the job as far as I am concerned. On this occasion I was shown to a small room which has no en-suite and is only just fit for purpose. The other rooms I have been in are better.
THE GIRLWith no Ashanti, Lauren, Kassy or Alex available, the smart thing to do would have been to walk. However, I was offered Vanessa. The receptionist showed me to the room and said she would introduce her. Vanessa has no description or photos on Roses’ website, despite apparently working there since October. Curious. She is Afro-Caribbean, mid 30s at a guess, around size 14, quite tall, neither overweight or super slim, a squeezable firm arse and C cup tits with nipples that extended nicely when given some TLC. Dressed in a red body stocking and black hold ups. She’s a quiet, pleasant enough girl. Anyone expecting a sex kitten would be disappointed though. I was tempted to walk until the receptionist assured me she was a good kisser. That persuaded me to part with my punting tokens. It turned out not to be true.
THE SESSIONIt was clear from the off that Vanessa was not going to rock my world. Contrary to the receptionist’s claim, kissing was restricted to chaste pecks on the lips, no OWO was offered (TBH this is not a big deal for me), and the whole experience felt like she was going through the motions. I couldn’t stay hard with this girl – very unusual for me – which didn’t help. She did warm up a little when I was giving her RO, and put a bit of effort into cowgirl. I also enjoyed taking her dog style. I wanked myself to a finish just before the half hour mark. There was nothing particularly bad about this session: the girl didn’t have smelly lady bits, she wasn’t unfriendly, I wasn’t short changed on time or anything like that. But the service was not as I was led to believe, and Vanessa was unenthusiastic.
The receptionist was on the phone and I was in a hurry, so I didn’t have chance to tell her I was unhappy. I will be back to Roses – 10AM starts work well for me, and they have a decent selection of good SPs - but I won’t see Vanessa again.
