External Link/Members Only Comms: By text. Good spoken English. Said this is her first time in UK. Had a farang boyfriend who taught her English.
Location: New apartments close to the A40 in Headington. I parked in the road. Cul de sac location but quiet. She is sharing the ground floor flat with a katoey. He/she/whatever was expecting a customer at the same time as Janie so he/she/whatever came to his/her/whatever's bedroom door to find out if it was me.
The SP: Previous reviewer described her as chubby. Well, she ain't, she's fat. Big floppy tits and rolls of fat around the midriff. I had given her the money and half undressed before she revealed her body. She was wearing round John Lennon glasses and was quite plain looking.
Services provided: OWO, minimal amount of RO, protected sex in mish.
Price paid: £80 for 30 mins, mercifully including OWO. If she had asked upfront for extra money for OWO, I would have paid it, which would have compounded my financial loss.
The meeting: I would rather forget it TBH but am posting this review to inform my fellow punters. She wiped my cock for a few minutes and then gave it a good suck. Decent OWO which woke him up. I moved the
whale SP onto her back and started to lick her pussy, but after a while she said she didn't like it because she has an "allergy". WTF. So I lay back and let her give me some more OWO until I was good and hard and ready to go. She applied a condom and I asked her to lay on her back. I didn't fancy trying any other positions given her size but reckoned that I could hammer away until completion, which I duly did. I asked for a little massage but she declined and said something like "not everybody is trained in massage". Anyways, I was in no hurry to leave so I lay back and let my cock deflate and chatted a bit. She said she works in a shopping mall in central Bangkok. I cleaned up and left.
Verdict: I toyed for a while with Neutral because she's quite pleasant. But what tipped me is that her advertised services include massage and French Kissing, and neither was on offer. So it's Negative from me.
Would I return? Definitely not. Janie is not in the same league as the delicious Marky and Wawa whom I have reviewed recently on UKP.
Topic: Janie Lovely Thai - Oxford OX3 (Read 1277 times)
