I have lurked for quite a while but have finally built the confidence to post my first review here.
Visit was a few months ago in October/November when the listing for the massage shop was pretty new.
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External Link/Members Only comms: I called the advertised number and was greeted by a friendly voice. Visit was booked in the afternoon for a 30min massage for £30; I just wanted a simple massage to test the waters. Comms were easy.
venue: I arrived at the agreed time to a small unassuming looking massage shop, the style is a bit similar to the one on Denmark street. The door was unlocked so i went in and waited for a few minutes. there was nobody at the front so i had to loudly say hello down the dingy corridor that let to the back. the place seemed to be deserted, but just before I decided to leave an older chinese lady answered hello and rushed to the front of the shop. Confirmed appointment and she led me a bit down the corridor into a dim side room. I can only describe it as the next step up from Harry Potter's bedroom under-the-stairs.
masseuse: chinese lady that looks to be in her 40's/50's, average height and overweight. had a C-cup/D-cup but not sure. Her looks represent her years, facially unassuming and not very pretty. I only noticed her in the shop so I get the feeling its a solo venture.
she was very friendly and chatty which was pleasant, I didn't get her name sadly.
service: I generally don't judge a massage by the looks of the girl. 9 times out of 10 I will pick an average looking lady with great service over a model with no talent or enthusiasm. i stripped, then onto the bed and she started. The massage was worse than average... I'd say pretty bad even. There was light rubbing with oil even though i asked for a harder massage. It wasn't even relaxing, it just felt like she didn't know what she was doing.
what really disturbed me was that her hands felt like she had cracked skin all over her palms and it was scratchy
. I was about to stop the massage but i realized it was her fake nails, ok then.
towards the end she enquired about extras and for some reason i dont know i asked for B2B. We agreed a fee of £40.
extras: she stripped off her top only and rubbed her boobs over me for a few minutes whilst i was face-up. she didn't get on the bed and i didnt feel like touching. finally finished with a mediocre HE... I'm wasting my words on this.
price: £30 + £40B2B = £70 total
summary: not worth it, friendly lady but sub-par service.
