Author Topic: Maria - Colombian Profesional Therapist Massage - Oval/Lambeth  (Read 5014 times)

Offline ag3418

Putting this in the Escort section as although she advertises as only massage - she offered FS which I took.

Link:
External Link/Members Only

When:
Feb 2023

Comms:
Done via Whatsapp on the day. As mentioned in previous reviews she send you a barrage of whatsapp, however I was direct in saying I what I wanted.

Where:
10 min walk east from Oval Station

The girl:
Pictures she sends you over whatsapp are accurate. I would say she is in her late 50s. Great breasts and above average body and face for her age. Minimal English, but enough to get by.

Cost:
1 hr @ £100 for massage, dfk, owo, sex

The event:
Initially I only wanted a massage and she agreed that would be £70 with HE. As the appointment drew near and changed my mind and went for her 1 hour, massage with OWO and sex. The setup is a massage table next to a bed. Clothes off on my front she gave me a decent pressured massage. She is never gonna be as good as the thai ones or masseuses with actual qualifications, but it was a good firm relaxing massage. After about 25 mins she asked me to come to the bed. She was very passionate, decent owo and surprisingly tight vaj for sex. I didn't last long (been a while) and she then gave me a foot massage until the end of the hour

Score:
7/10 - she is good VFM, massage and sex are both decent. If I am in the mood for a milf/gilf then she is a good choice

Offline Boss_Grinz

Might have to add this one to my HL for when I am over the bridge

Offline LLPunting

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 17,296
  • Likes: 179
  •  
  • Reviews: 360
Post screenshot of GT (or other classifieds) with photo of SP or map showing as they can disappear quickly, also capture the phone number(s) used.

07903259121  /  447903259121


Hidden Image/Members Only

Online sparkus

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 13,139
  • Likes: 171
  •  
  • Reviews: 140
Have to admit I'm tempted by her FS offering as she does have a tidy bod and an impressive firm pair. My massage experience wasn't good and nor were her comms and the premises at the time.

Offline Faz

She is called Maria, I'm sure and she has a nice pair, I only had the topless massage and hr. 30 minutes for £70. I have reviewed her but under a different heading.

Offline ag3418

Sorry my bad her name was Maria.

Offline another381

I messaged her and asked about services. Bombarded me with messages as noted here and on other threads. I asked about full sex and she replied 'massage services' i asked again and she called me rude and not to message again. I might use a different number and book knowing i'll get FS i just wanted to hear it from her.

Online sparkus

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 13,139
  • Likes: 171
  •  
  • Reviews: 140
I messaged her and asked about services. Bombarded me with messages as noted here and on other threads. I asked about full sex and she replied 'massage services' i asked again and she called me rude and not to message again. I might use a different number and book knowing i'll get FS i just wanted to hear it from her.

From memory she did text me a cut n' paste menu including FS, but who knows what's happened since then.

Definitely want a go with that chest again.

Offline another381

I was surprised she got offended because the pics and reports on here would suggest she's open about it. Maybe i caught her on a bad day.
Either way a new sim is cheap and if i want to see her it won't be too hard to arrange. Those tits do look great.

Offline LLPunting

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Forum Helper
  • ****
  • Posts: 17,296
  • Likes: 179
  •  
  • Reviews: 360
I was surprised she got offended because the pics and reports on here would suggest she's open about it. Maybe i caught her on a bad day.
Either way a new sim is cheap and if i want to see her it won't be too hard to arrange. Those tits do look great.

She's a bit of a nutter so don't bank on anything being consistent or rational.

Offline ag3418

In terms of my chain of events.

Messaged her and asked her rates and postcode. She replied with full address, 2/3 pica of her and then put massage oral and FS for £100. I then asked for just a massage and she said £70. I then said ok £100 and let's see how we go and that was that.

She's not very clear in her Comms as assume she is using a translator app /someone else is doing. Hope that helps

Offline another381

She's messaged me again. All the same messages and pics as before. If she scrolls up she'll see she told me to piss off.

I'm getting paranoid she's setting me up because she's annoyed with me for asking about FS or just a bit crazy and hasn't noticed and is trying to drum up business. Close to booking her and risking it.

Am i thinking with my dick? (Clearly I am but should I?)

Offline Boss_Grinz

£100 for massage no mention of anything else in my message, couple of pics, man dem chebs grrr shame the area has resendential parking during the day

Offline richard24234

  • Age Check : 18+
  • Banned
  • Posts: 17
  • Likes: 1
  •  
  • Reviews: 0
Banned reason: No reviews in 3+ years.
Banned by: daviemac