External Link/Members OnlyHaven’t seen any reviews of her on here so I’m guessing this is her first review on here
Comms- doesn’t reply to texts so called her to arrange and sorted out for basically within the next hour. She told me she does body to body massage with owo or 69 for £100/h
Girl- Older lady probably more than the 40 she claims she is I’m guessing closer to mid/late 40s she has some loose skin and age related spots. The photos on her profile are representative of her physique. She is short I’d say around 5’2 ish and slim with decent size breasts, blonde hair with Milfy looks.
Location- Relatively new housing estate in Cheshunt EN8 near Brookfield Centre. Plenty of on road parking
Meet- Sent the postcode called and got full address when there.
She opened the door in usual hide behind door fashion. She was so far behind the door I thought the door opened on it’s on for a second
She was wearing some sexy lingerie with her tits basically hanging out. Led me up the stairs and into a room with Double bed prepared for the occasion with a blanket covering it, TV with radio on and a chair with a tray of oils and wet wipes ready.
Asked for the paperwork and told to get ready as she went off to stash.
She came back in and I laid down legs splayed out, she took her position in between my legs and rubbed her hands to warm them up and splashed baby oil on my back and spread it with her hands it was at this moment it became clear she is not a trained masseuse in any way shape or form.
She put oil on my ass and this time used her tits to rub the oil all over my backside which felt nice and then she oiled up my legs and asked me to turn around to which I was confused cos I was sure she didn’t spend more than 10 mins on my back
As soon as I turned over she got the lube and went to work with her hands on my dick and balls. She asked me if I wanted 69 which I rejected and asked her for BJ which wasn’t bad but a bit toothy.
She licked my balls and then started stroking my dick while playing with herself at this point the horn took over and I asked her if she did Full service and she replied for £50 yes and she accepted bank transfer so she went off to get and condom as I transferred the money.
Sucked me a bit more and asked me to put the condom on as she couldn’t because of her nails. Asked me which position I wanted and I was feeling lazy so top her to get on top she tried and decided I was too big and I should go on top
so I go on top but she’s not opening her legs to let me fuck her properly, pushing me away with her hands on my thighs so I’m in but very shallow after a few minutes she asks if I’m gonna cum and that it’s painful so I should just wank over her but told her to give a few more minutes and those were all I needed. Took the rubber off and let it rip all over her chest.
She got me some wipes and went to clean herself up. I cleaned up got dressed, she came back in said next time I should just book her for BJ and led to the door. She’s so short she had to go on her tip toes to look out the peephole.
I left about 35 mins after I went in and that’s the main reason for negative not exactly value for money.
Second is I was expecting a massage and as mentioned earlier she has no massage skills
Took a shot on her as she is very local to me but it was definitely a miss, my biggest pet peeve in the punting game is being short changed.
Defo won’t be seeing her again
