£60 for 15mins
9am
Was just after a quick fast shag to empty some Christmas spunk.
Punt was a few days before New Years Day, had a bit of Christmas horn and was tempted for an asian place. Headed off to Blackpool early doors. Tried 10 King Street but no answer at the door even though they said they open at 9am and their neon 'open' sign was lit up.
Wandered around the corner to Thai Paradise, buzzed and was let in by a foreign guy who was very shifty, odd, qiuet but almost stern and moody. Asked for 15mins and to see who was working, which in a parlour, is a given before you hand over your hard earned. Was told to wait and the girl will meet you in the room, I asked again to see who is working, again, he got a bit odd so he showed me a picture. Girl looked decent so went ahead, £60 handed over, I know that is too much in my book for 15mins but little head took over big head
Into the room and the girl enters, I think it was her ten years ago but she's not awful so I pough on. Undress then I undress her and she's just rushing everything, fondling my cock half arsed and trying to shove a rubber on my semi hard knob, not happening love. She attempts to suck my covered cock and gets me hard enough so she clamber herself on to bed and lay on her back and tell me to come on. I said, I'd be very surprised if my semi soft cock goes in you darling, I said you've shoved a condom on me too quick and expect me to have a hard cock
I tried to stick it in but it kept bending back in my hand and against her pussy lips, so I laid down and got her to suck my cock a bit more. We had a bit of life now when things weren't so frantic, and she hopped on board for a bit of cowgirl, a very average ride commenced so I started to thrust upwards into her which was better, cock moderately hard now so she got off and bent over, fair enough but she did that stupid thing (IMO) where they keep their legs close together so I can't get in the middle, I had to put my legs on the outside.
Feeling annoyed from that, I kind of squeeze in but it's not happening, cock goes limp again and she accuses me of messing around and to hurry up we can't keep doing this. Hmm, your fault love not mine. I lay down, she rolls jonny off and wanks me to a boring finish. I splat my load and get dressed feeling miffed about a shit punt with a lady who is of poor quality and £60 down the shit pan.
My worst punt to date and that's me done with Thai Paradise. Should've tried to find and book in at White Cottage. Anyway, you win some and you lose some, I lost big time on this one. So, congratulations Maya, you give a shocking service
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