Rarely have I been so utterly screwed around. I wanted a massage - have had a bad back for a couple of weeks - and thought why not try a Chinese lady - massage and fun? Been to China many times but never indulged.
Booked Lisa, went by train from Bristol to Taunton, Discussed timing which was agreed ... then within minutes of me arriving she denied having been booked for that time.
The problem, I eventually decided, was not her but the fact that someone else does the messaging - her English despite having been here for 5 years, she told me, is less than sketchy.
Apologetically she (or her message writer) offered a later time. Much later - well over two and a half hours - with a discount to £100 the hour.
What to do? I was in Taunton - a favourite stamping ground for me years ago. So I just wasted time looking round, more than a little pissed off.
Eventually I saw her in a new flat 20 minutes' walk from the station.
She is extremely attractive, perfect figure, very professional massage, pictures accurate... just don't expect any small talk. She was very submissive in her way - removing my clothes and putting them back on .
If I hadn't had the timing drama would have been a very happy bunny. As it was the delay meant I just couldn't cum ... but did have access to all areas.
It made me think I must find a really filthy Chinese girl. All suggestions gratefully received, chaps.