Author Topic: HELEN THAI - Forest Hill SE23 - Chebbers play, pop!  (Read 4515 times)


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Comms: mercifully smooth, agreed a time and we both stuck to it.  Sends cut n' paste texts with prices and instructions for arrival.

Venue: apartment block not far from Forest Hill station.  Flat itself was fine, as was the room, which smelt of whatever it is Chinese massage shops smell of.  Clean double bed.

Girl: unbelievably is the one from the AW pics, albeit a few years later and sans airbrushing of the face (which is a bit weird).  Short, some flab around the mid-riff, dark features, no ass but a whopping pair of hewge G cups as reported.  Not the B&S Thai granny I was expecting.

Services: paperwork (£80) and intros sorted we went on the bed and she asked what I'd like to do as she removed her pyjama type outfit and unleashed the chebs.  These were why I was there and still had the requisite heft and not that much in the way of sag.  OK oval dark nips.

A fairly perfunctory, slightly toothy covered BJ followed for a few mins as she sat at the edge of the bed and administered this to my tool.

I caught sight of her untrimmed bush and pursed labia and pondered how many blokes' own groins had been rubbing that all day so didn't go straight for mish but instead mounted her doggy over the bed while enjoying her chebs bounce like scale 7 quake.

Having read OP's own claim of a superb chebwank I pulled out and asked for her to administer this, which she readily agreed to and brought me off to a shuddering climax all over her twin peaks of enormity.

TBH, given the time spent there I could have just done this in a £60 booking :dash:

Other than her weird face (especially the eyes, see the gallery) the one thing I'd point out is that despite her limited English she really does go on and talked throughout the whole punt, either asking questions or just attempting a running commentary (which I hate when WGs do).
« Last Edit: January 11, 2023, 09:39:46 pm by sparkus »

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Thanks for the review Sparkus. Apart from being huge are they nice looking boobs? I.e, firm? Nice areolas, big nipples??

Offline tantraman

Dammit, sparkus, you roped me in with "Chebbers play, pop!" :lol: ... which then led me to Google the classic 'Cheggers Plays Pop' kids show of my yesteryears, but only to be smacked in the face with Keith Chegwin's 'chipolata' :scare: ...

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Thanks for the review Sparkus. Apart from being huge are they nice looking boobs? I.e, firm? Nice areolas, big nipples??

The weight pulls them down unleashed but they're still fiirmish with usual mid sized Thai dark nips. I didn't see her in mish but they otherwise stayed where they should on her body. Of course, they could do with being firmer.

I'm now regretting my choice of chebwank pun...

Offline BillGoldberg

After looking at the very first photo in her gallery, im torn between extreme excitement, at the size and fullness of those incredible, reportedly huge natural tits, and horror, at the extreme and blatant manliness of THAT face!!!!

Exactly how badly photoshopped are those pics?

Is there anyone famous that she resembles, even slightly?

NOT looking like those gallery photos is definitely a positive when it comes to the face shots
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After looking at the very first photo in her gallery, im torn between extreme excitement, at the size and fullness of those incredible, reportedly huge natural tits, and horror, at the extreme and blatant manliness of THAT face!!!!

Exactly how badly photoshopped are those pics?

Is there anyone famous that she resembles, even slightly?

NOT looking like those gallery photos is definitely a positive when it comes to the face shots

Her face is pretty goddamn manly.

But they're very, very natural.

As I said, from behind :cool:

Offline BillGoldberg

Her face is pretty goddamn manly.

But they're very, very natural.

As I said, from behind :cool:

Thanks for that very very strange info Sparkus :hi:

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Thanks for that very very strange info Sparkus :hi:

Given your love of Asian big jugs, I'd take the trip and risk the 60 quid.

The two :scare: things about her are her big face and her weird contact lenses.

Offline BillGoldberg

Given your love of Asian big jugs, I'd take the trip and risk the 60 quid.

The two :scare: things about her are her big face and her weird contact lenses.

 :wacko:

The tits still have me interested 😅

Offline peter jb

I was going to see her tomorrow on your behalf Bill , but she replied she moving tomorrow to Canary Wharf, if that’s any nearer to you.
I don’t think I’ve seen tits that big on any Thai girl ( I had a quick look on Punternet in the interests of research 😊)

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CP P  :D
Very creative

What a rack
Perfick for an oilyTW TF session

See she put up a xmas outfit pic
I would have added to my festive outfits thread had i noticed
This this is now closed until December 

Will see if her rack heads west, not really a burd i'd travel that far to see
HL is +1 just in case  :thumbsup:

I'm now regretting my choice of chebwank pun...

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Offline fannydango

The weight pulls them down unleashed but they're still fiirmish with usual mid sized Thai dark nips. I didn't see her in mish but they otherwise stayed where they should on her body. Of course, they could do with being firmer.

I'm now regretting my choice of chebwank pun...

I wish this app had a like button.  Fucking brilliant.