External Link/Members OnlyComms: mercifully smooth, agreed a time and we both stuck to it. Sends cut n' paste texts with prices and instructions for arrival.
Venue: apartment block not far from Forest Hill station. Flat itself was fine, as was the room, which smelt of whatever it is Chinese massage shops smell of. Clean double bed.
Girl: unbelievably is the one from the AW pics, albeit a few years later and sans airbrushing of the face (which is a bit weird). Short, some flab around the mid-riff, dark features, no ass but a whopping pair of hewge G cups as reported. Not the B&S Thai granny I was expecting.
Services: paperwork (£80) and intros sorted we went on the bed and she asked what I'd like to do as she removed her pyjama type outfit and unleashed the chebs. These were why I was there and still had the requisite heft and not that much in the way of sag. OK oval dark nips.
A fairly perfunctory, slightly toothy covered BJ followed for a few mins as she sat at the edge of the bed and administered this to my tool.
I caught sight of her untrimmed bush and pursed labia and pondered how many blokes' own groins had been rubbing that all day so didn't go straight for mish but instead mounted her doggy over the bed while enjoying her chebs bounce like scale 7 quake.
Having read OP's own claim of a superb chebwank I pulled out and asked for her to administer this, which she readily agreed to and brought me off to a shuddering climax all over her twin peaks of enormity.
TBH, given the time spent there I could have just done this in a £60 booking

Other than her weird face (especially the eyes, see the gallery) the one thing I'd point out is that despite her limited English she really does go on and talked throughout the whole punt, either asking questions or just attempting a running commentary (which I hate when WGs do).