Yang Yang - Woodthorpe, NG5

[Bigdip]

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After skimming through a review and being let down by my fuckbuddy deicided to book Yang Yang

By text I got offered 30 mins at £60 or 1 hour at £100

I asked if Deep Tissue massage was available was told yes so went for an hour at £100

Booking took place in the afternoon fairly quite street in a strange sort of apartment block at the bottom

Yang is fairly good looking the place has a strong smell of boiled veg which wasn’t great but as I was led to the room could no longer smell it.

Paid and undressed was told to lay down on my front

What went on now for the next 15/20 mins was my whole body getting light kisses and constantly being told how great my body was.. this wasn’t enjoyable or fun if anything I was getting bored..

Finally turned over she started stroking my cock put on a condom and gave me a Bj for about 10 mins doing the water thing (this was ok) she then laid down and asked me to take her Missionary which I did.. I was told to be slow constantly and I was too big.. (I’d say I’m probably average size) I of course went slowly and was getting all the fake noises this was off putting so I had to close my eyes and think of someone else so I could finish.. once done I was told it was time for my proper massage now..

I was looking forward to this.. but again it was awful got oiled up and a pretty rubbish massage the type you’d get from a girlfriend not a masseuse.. 15 mins this lasted then it’s time for round 2 this was hard work as she did the bj thing again with water for a couple mins and they laid down again for missionary I asked if she could get on top instead which she did.. but this was pointless too so it lasted 2/3 mins as she trying to stop herself taking me all in.. so she said she was tired and lay down again for missionary which I went with but the noises were off putting so I couldn’t carry on lol. I asked for a HJ instead which was good but she kept stopping to switch hand positions everytime I was close and also kept looking at the clock and told me I’ve been over the hour.. so I ended up finishing off myself..

No shower offered but was given some chocolate and water.. before I left I was told how she knows what I like now so  next time will Be so good.

Hopefully this isn’t too much waffle I did plan on neutral but after re living this as I was writing it’s definitely a negative for me.

Definitely wouldn’t recommend but if you like the look of her stick to the 30 mins 

[scouting]

What a shame you didn't enjoy Bigdip. Nottingham is out of my way but I have a note to ensure I see Yang Yang when travels allow. I like the look of her and the recent review by oldstreethookup which described the anal play and presence of a strap-on has convinced me she will be good for me.
It sounds as though she was not the one for you because you needed a proper massage with a more than happy ending. I'm afraid most of the FS SP's who advertise massage don't know what they're doing and use it as a time waster, and most of the proper masseuses either don't do FS or require the investment of many visits. I'm sure one of our colleagues will be able to advise one who fits the bill.

[Bigdip]

Yes I think FS isn’t for me and if I was tempted to go for FS I should stick to the shortest time available as the only “action” was probably 20 mins of my booking