External Link/Members OnlyLocation : Back side of a shopping area in Hendon. Exact address on their website
SP : Lisa and Joy. Didn't see much of Lisa as most of the time during her session I was face down. But what I recollect of her is Thai MILF with decent figure. Joy is also a Thai Milf with cup size A or almost non-existent boobs. Joy wears highly padded bra.
Fees : £50 for one hr massage and £30 for a covered HE. Touching was only allowed below the waist and only her tiny saggy ass.
Act : Called to book in advance, receptionist asked if I would prefer any therapists. Going by the reviews, I asked for session with Joy. Reached on time was shown to a room and to get ready. Lisa walks in and says Joy is busy so she will start the session and Joy will join in the second half. Lisa started the message which was average. However she kept accidentally pushing her waist at me during the massage hinting that extras on offer. After completing my back she moves to my legs and does plenty of CC swipes. This was setting me up well for the session but Joy walks in. For next 10 mins or so I was getting a 4 hands massage with both Joy and Lisa doing CC swipes simultaneously (the only best part of the session). Then Lisa says her good byes and Joy takes over. The massage goes from average to meh. 40 min in and I indicate Joy to do reach under. She does half heartedly with no effort at all. I give up and turn over. Joy initiates discussion on the extras, quotes £20 for HE and £50 for full naked HE. I chose the £20 offer. She pours oil and starts the HE. I tried touching her but she distanced saying that £10 for touching. We finally settle that she will take her leggings off and allow touching but nothing above the waist. What followed was mechanical HE. Denied access to her pussy. Joy was making fake noises while I empty my sack. She didn't clean me up but instead stepped away to wash her hands. Gave me few wet tissues to clean myself. Then pretended to give head massage. Finally its 1 hr and she announces time is up and asks for her tips (extras) and leaves. The place is too noisy, I could hear punters walking in and out. I could also hear girl in the next room faking orgasmic noises.
This place is regularly reviewed Neutral or Positive here but unfortunately my experience was Negative. Probably I should have carried on with Lisa. Not sure if I would like to try that place again unless too desperate.
