External Link/Members OnlyI've had bad luck with Asian massage recently, so decided this one would be a hit, as she has very good reviews and field reports on AW. Nothing could be further from it.
I paid 180quid in total, which included 1h massage + HE (separate charge) + she was fully naked. She also charged 30quid for a shared shower, later forfeited.
The location is OK, around GPS and BT Tower. The flat is quite large and smelly.
The girl: Chinese, mid-50s. I asked her, out of politeness, about her age, she said 23. Well, maybe she was 33 years ago. There's nothing wrong with dropping a few years, but such blatant lying seemed rather offputting, but that was only a start. The body is 3/10, she has small tits and unpleasantly protruding nipples. Apparently there's another girl there, but I decided against her.
I immediately realized her English was rather nascent, so decided to cut conversations short.
To start with, she was massaging my buttcheeks, and that felt OK in fact, but then she started grabbing my bad boy in a very unsensual way, slightly pulling, which kept him limp. Another thing she was doing the whole time was blowing at him(!). I didn't ask her why, as I probably wouldn't have understood it anyway. If that's some Chinese magic, it didn't work.
Having turned over, she started jerking me off, while again, blowing at it, at which point I realized that that was all to it - no technique, no effort, no sensuality, no body slides, nothing. It felt like I was lying on a bed sleepless at night trying to jerk off without success. I spent another 15 minutes yawning, while she was tirelessly trying to wake up my boy by quickly jerking him off with two fingers and blowing at it, after which I got up and said I had to leave. She was like 'no cum?' - 'No, no cum'.
I was quite irate after it, not because of the money or time, but because it was such a negative contrast to the raving reviews on AW, and fell so low compared to my expectations. I went home, and spent the night listening to Anthrax and Nuclear Assault and playing Doom (original), to shed this frustration.
She also used some crappy oil, very itchy, had to shower for 20 minutes to get rid of its smell.
Verdict: no effort, no skill, no sensuality. 0/10. Avoid.
