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External Link/Members Only In Birmingham and decided to get out of the crowds rammed everywhere and felt like seeing a MILF. Rang round and not much available, settled on this one due to photos, likes list and price.
Price- £60 for 30 mins
Comms- Excellent. Replied to all texts instantly and with all required information. Told "I do all on my likes list". Load of rubbish.
Location- Apartments in Edward Street B1
Description- It's her in the photos, you can tell by the tattoo on her shoulder but they are heavily photo shopped and she might have looked like that 20 years ago but not now. Face has lines and wrinkles, tits are large but getting saggy and she has a wrinkly saggy stomach. Legs and ass not bad but nothing like the photos. I almost walked when she opened the door but thought fuck it, all those favourites for 60 quid I'm going for it.
Action- Into room and paperwork sorted, tells me to get undressed as she does as well. This is when I see the body and am disappointed. Tells me to lie on bed and I do and go to kiss her and she says "I not do that" I said that she had confirmed it in her text that all her likes were available. "No do" she said and reached for a condom. I said "OWO" "No do". By this stage I was pissed off and just wanted to get on with it so on with condom it was. She sucked me off and this was the highlight, took it all right down to the shaft and had me close to coming pretty quickly so asked to lick her out. Trimmed bush and everything clean and tidy, went to finger her and she stopped me. Jumped on for sex but her fake moans and looks were putting me off so I asked to go doggy. She lubed up and after a few attempts said she couldn't get it in. Fuck knows why, not like I'm 8 or 10 inches. By this stage I just want to come, tell her I'm cuming on her tits, she does her fake moans as I'm wanking and I cum on her tits, thinking I should have just aimed for her face. Quick clean up. no chat and am out of there in 17 minutes. A fucking disaster.
Pros- Thank fuck it was only £60 I wasted and not £100 as so many are charging now for 30 minutes. Blow job wasn't bad.
Cons- Photos, looks, likes list ,every thing except price and BJ.
Conclusion- Don't waste your time or money. If you were thinking of spending it here spend it on a Christmas present for your wife, girlfriend or mistress. I will not be back.