Author Topic: CrystalKeeley - La Maison, Bury  (Read 2029 times)


9 review(s) for CrystalKeeley (5 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Lewis]

Offline Southernbloke

Meeting happened about five and a half months ago.
Paid £20 I think to reception and a £100 to the girl (bloody rip off) for all her services : owo, reverse oral, kissing as I had paid for an hour and wanted 2 pops so paid for these services to be delivered twice.
Into the gold coloured room and used the broken shower, had to jump around to get wet.
She comes into the room as I am drying the bits I managed to wash.
We lay on the bed and I tried to kiss and she turned her head away, so I went down for some reverse oral only to be told it was too sensitive.
Okay now getting fed up so I ask if I can have a bj , not to bad technique but very brief, she moved onto a wank which was fast and furious which got me shooting my load .
Before I could catch my breath she was out of the room, so I laid there like a lemon for five minutes then she’s back dressed and starts tidying up.
I said I paid for an hour but she said she had enough and wanted to go home.
So got dressed and left the room. On my way out I spoke to the attractive receptionist who shrugged her shoulders and that was that.
Won’t be back
I can’t remember exactly what I paid to the house I think it was £20 per hh and £100 to the girl . I was so shocked at the service some of the other details have blurred.
Don’t know how to attach a link sorry

Offline Lewis

Don’t know how to attach a link sorry

It really isn't that difficult. Are you able to use Google? If so, then you will be able to obtain the info for it.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Offline Southernbloke

It really isn't that difficult. Are you able to use Google? If so, then you will be able to obtain the info for it.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

So sorry for being thick. They told me a five year old could do this but there wasn’t one in the box
« Last Edit: December 07, 2022, 08:52:49 pm by Southernbloke »


Offline Trotter671

So sorry for being thick. They told me a five year old could do this but there wasn’t one in the box

That sounds like a real shit show of a booking OP :thumbsdown: I thought about seeing her earlier this year at the Preston VIP place. Absolutely no way now. Not a fan of parlours anymore anyway, Thanks for saving me a few quid!

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Offline Southernbloke

That sounds like a real shit show of a booking OP :thumbsdown: I thought about seeing her earlier this year at the Preston VIP place. Absolutely no way now. Not a fan of parlours anymore anyway, Thanks for saving me a few quid!

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Thank you very much. She was god awful shame there isn’t anything lower than negative

Offline Bigerection

Sorry to hear about this. Did you not complain to Lamaison management?
For me I think I would have to be certain with research or having seen the WG before if I was paying for an hours booking.
I saw Keeley at Preston VIP a year ago and booked in for a quicky 15 minutes at £35 as I've heard she's Bipolar and you never know what your gonna get. This is how scatty a Keeley is as she came into the room and said "Hi babe, so it's 30 minutes"  :lol:
So I got the other way but to be fair I was only in the room for 20 minutes. 

Offline Southernbloke

Sorry to hear about this. Did you not complain to Lamaison management?
For me I think I would have to be certain with research or having seen the WG before if I was paying for an hours booking.
I saw Keeley at Preston VIP a year ago and booked in for a quicky 15 minutes at £35 as I've heard she's Bipolar and you never know what your gonna get. This is how scatty a Keeley is as she came into the room and said "Hi babe, so it's 30 minutes"  :lol:
So I got the other way but to be fair I was only in the room for 20 minutes.

I did complain to the receptionist and I also sent an email which was ignored.
The really annoying thing is I cancelled an Outcall appointment at a hotel nearby because I thought I was going to be late after getting stuck in traffic but turned out I would have just been on time for it so La Maison was my back up

Offline Kool Keef

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LM don't care about client's complaints unlike some other parlours, they've still got a girl working there who locked a client in the room & was overcharging on extras, some showers been broken for years & they cba having them fixed, girls on the rota turning up late or not at all....
« Last Edit: December 09, 2022, 10:59:57 am by Kool Keef »

Offline Southernbloke

I will never go there again. When I looked on their website prior to the booking I thought it was a really good place. I wish I had done some research on here first.

Offline Clitheroelad

LM don't care about client's complaints unlike some other parlours, they've still got a girl working there who locked a client in the room & was overcharging on extras, some showers been broken for years & they cba having them fixed, girls on the rota turning up late or not at all....

Its really gone downhill hasnt it ? Used to have some decent girls and a good customer service ethos, but not anymore.

Offline Pat Phelan

I’d never pay for an hour with a pro$$ie if it was a first time as you don’t know what you’re walking into. This one has been working on and off in different parlours for years and she was on Adultwork also with facial pictures. I saw her once a good while ago. Looks wise she wasn’t bad. Attitude was okay, quite chatty. The blowjob was pretty naff, only good enough to get me semi hard. Luckily I opted out of extras. I had a pump and dump in mind. Paid 45 notes, was only slightly disappointed as I didn’t spend too much for not a lot. Yeah, I’d avoid. I don’t know if I’d have saved you money and time because she also goes by Amy.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2022, 04:16:16 pm by Pat Phelan »