Then again much of the news is London centric, a bit like a 3 minute weather forecast where 2 minutes is spent telling us what the weather will be like in London and how a snowflake may cause disruption, just saying 
e.g.
“in Scotland, ScotRail [yes we actually have rail-way] said a high wind had blown the wrong kind of lleaves on the track. For more Scottish news and weather viewers up there can switch over to STV, meanwhile, for anyone thinking of travelling outside of London, here’s the latest weather for Lanzarote, Madeira and Fuerteventura.”
The massive BBC app only has an external link to Scottish news. Things like, “Last week, somebody stole a bike.” Obviously nothing much happens outside of London. ‘Scotland’, for instance, is mostly an overgrown field. I’ve heard the ‘north of England’ is just full of striking good-for-nothing shipworkers that ought to be ‘levelled’.
The South-West is where poor people go on holiday, blocking roads with their caravans, and it’s best not speak about what happens in Wales [nudge wink].
I mean why can’t these backward regions just catch up? We fill their hotels, and plenty more where
those came from!
